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Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner May 2, 2010

May 2, 2010
Congratulations to Jim Higginbotham for submitting the winning caption to the Comical Processing cartoon. A new cartoon has been posted.
"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

If this is how they plan to downsize, then I'm quitting.

Honorable Mentions

"Jerry's great - he joined our microreactor team last February." Submitted  by  Annette Johnston"Bill's department was downsized last month." Submitted  by  Lee Smith; Clayton, N.C."You see him too, right?" Submitted  by  Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, OhioClick here to see the current Comical Processing cartoon.

Other Submissions

"He told me he represents the lollipop guild, whatever that means." Submitted  by  Stephen Brown; Parkersburg, W. Va.

"Alex got suckered into a free bottle or elixir last week, now he's opening the box of cake he had to buy - you have to watch out for those Wonderland Chemical Co. vendors." Submitted  by  Bob Vaughn

"Dyslexia meets perspective art."  Submitted  by  Bob Vaughn

"These two big balloons are starting to creep me out." Submitted by Christine Banaszek; Hauppauge, N.Y.

"Wally, if you want an office in the new Admin. building, you're going to have to make a few changes." Submitted  by  Ken Oldham; Jubail, Saudi Arabia

"So this is what we call "micromanagement'" Submitted  by  Larry Cummings; Henderson, Nev.

"When they told us the company was downsizing, I didn't think they meant this!" Submitted  by  Richard J. Fantozzi, Sr.; Hopkinton, Mass.

"We combined the nanotechnology and downsizing programs." Submitted  by  Viorel Duma

"This takes downsizing to a whole new level." Submitted  by  Stephen A. Ehlman; Milford, Ohio

" Hey Harry, I think someone made a mistake on the similitude project for the new ergonomic workbench." Submitted  by  Michael LaRose

"That's Chip, our new MEMS repairman." Submitted  by  Larry R. Unger; Wellington, Fla.

"Bring back memories!" Submitted  by  Rick Kofler

"See I told you they downsized Dave." Submitted  by  Harold Paine

"Management's response to 'supersize me'" Submitted  by  Stacey Keon; Rochester, N.Y.

"Look Joe, a nanotech" Submitted  by  Lynn Wheat; Collierville, Tenn.

"Another victim of downsizing." Submitted  by  Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio

"This is how we strive to 100% accuracy and 0% downtime." Submitted  by  Mei Ling Chng

"Thought we could get the job done because we are bigger than he is, but he is smarter and wiser than we are." Submitted  by  Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.

"President Obama says we have to think of the small businessman." Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

" We've found we can always get a cheap labor force from Ireland." Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

"Steve is taking this whole nano-technology thing a bit too far." Submitted  by  Evelyn Doog; Medina, Ohio

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