"Comical Processing," features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
Unfortunately we installed Windows Vista, so that's pretty much all it can do.
Honorable Mentions
"I didn't realize I would get this when I asked management for Advanced Process Control." Submitted by K. Sahasranaman; Mumbai, India
"Wait, weren't there two of them?" Submitted by Jory Schossau
"I shall be master of the world - er, just as long as there aren't any stairs." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
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Other Submissions
" I don't think I'm gonna get the H1N1 vaccination after all . . . " Submitted by Daniel Gaba; Cleveland, Ohio
"I am the Laplace Transformer." Submitted by K. Sahasranaman; Mumbai, India
"Where is the on button?" Submitted by anonymous, Marathon Oil Co.
"I can’t believe it! They left out the cup holder!" Submitted by Mark Stidham; San Diego, Calif.
" Hope he won't ask extra wages and do strike in the company." Submitted by Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India
"Does this happen to every project with Marketing?Submitted by Jory Schossau
" We're gonna send this Alien along with the US troops to Afganistan." Submitted by Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India
"This is the new alien that the NASA scientist brought from the space."Submitted by Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India
"Terminator 4 part is going to launch. Arnold is inside the mask." Submitted by Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India
"I want a leftie." Submitted by Melissa Ong
"So this is the new TSA approved security guard?" Submitted by Robert Andrew
"I think we need to do a change in the design. This creation has a tendency to register for a trade union." Submitted by Rajan Krishnan; Kochi, Kerala, India
"HR says we need to pay it minimum wage, restrict use to a 40 hour work week, and give it 2 weeks vacation per year. I’m programming it to “terminate” HR." Submitted by Todd Perkins
"Can it track down my missing cup of coffee?" Submitted by Sherry Jensen; Rouses Point, N.Y.
"This will make a great replacement for the paper shredder.Submitted by Sherry Jensen; Rouses Point, N.Y.
" So... It runs on four D batteries, right?" Submitted by Sherry Jensen; Rouses Point, N.Y.
"I suggested automation to allow us to decrease headcount. This is what R&D came up with . . ." Submitted by Todd Perkins
"It can do the work of ten men, or at least it could if we could get it through the door . . ." Submitted by Todd Perkins
"No Chuck, Speedo's aren't appropriate -- even on a robot." Submitted by Kevin A. Wilke
"When I asked if you could get something from the stuff in the salvage yard, I meant to see if you could sell it on E-bay." Submitted by Karyn S. DeWolf
"It'll annihilate anyone who doesn't agree to my plans for world peace."Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"I shall be master of the world - er, just as long as there aren't any stairs." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"What are you standing for: go and zap them."Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"I got the blueprint from 'Lost In Space'" Submitted by Judy Craft, Cleveland, Ohio
