"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
I told you the new reactor design was a little fishy . . .
Honorable Mentions
"One fish, two fish...what happened to the red and blue fish?" Submitted by Tracy Ditsworth"Couldn't the cafeteria just BUY fish?" Submitted by Cameron WattOther Submissions
"Check out our new catalyst." Submitted by Sherry Jensen Rouses Point, N.Y."Let's go out the back way. The tour with the Senior Management Team will be here any minute." Submitted by James Loar
"Why are these fish drinking this chemical liquid, is it because it will stunt their growth." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"James, is your Aquaculture project not taking White Biotechnology a bit too far?" Submitted by Nico Stolz; Malelane, South Africa
"Do you think we might have a breach in the heat exchanger?" Submitted by Will Robin
"Haven't you ever heard of 'Scaling Up' a reactor?" Submitted by Bob Vaughn
"What do you mean 'ask the Boss?' Heck, he would be lucky to guess male from female pipe fittings!" Submitted by Bob Vaughn
"It's OK, they'll filter out." Submitted by Tim Weaver
"It was the Plant Manager's idea." Submitted by Pamela K. Quillin
"Do you think they know it's not certified organic?" Submitted by Paul Plante
"What exactly did you think I meant when I said, 'The next project is going to be another kettle of fish'?" Submitted by David Debari
"Adding sea salt improved yield, but it also changed the particle morphology." Submitted by David Fitchett
"That went well. Add a second pair for the 'level 4' agitation trial." Submitted by Mark Rubino
"All we need now is a red fish and a blue fish." Submitted by Joseph Barbanel
"Proof of operation that complies all Environmental, Safety and Health aspects!!!" Submitted by Mei Ling Ch'ng
"Holy Mackerel!! Literally, Holy Mackerel!!" Submitted by Mark Hines; Michigan
"You have no idea how truly valuable fish poo can be." Submitted by Lisa M. Pantano; Bridgewater, N.J.
"April Fool!" Submitted by Peter Spath; Victor, N.Y.
"The only way I can figure they got in there is the filter for the lake water is not working." Submitted by Rick Staley; Maryville, Mo.
"I realize that our chemical sales are slow but I'm not sure I like the Plant Manager's latest idea about using our equipment to breed fish." Submitted by Chris Miller
"I've warned you already about doing genetic experiments using company labs." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"It’s our version of the canary in the mine." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"Now, how do we feed them?" Submitted by Steve Loveless
"Lets watch the chemistry that will occur between these fishes." Submitted by Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India
"Don't talk to loud and please don't stare. They don't know we are using them to help our process 'go green.'" Submitted by Shannon D. Richardson
" I think there's a leak in our heat exchanger." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"They must have found their way in from the cooling pond." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Piranhas in the john? That's even more frightening than Jaws." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"I think you've found Nemo." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"At least they've only got one eye this time." Submitted by Ian Farrar
"It's the latest in environmentally friendly wastewater treatment." Submitted by Monica Haglund; Sweden
