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Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner September 17, 2009

Sept. 17, 2009
Congratulations to A. K. Shettle, Jr. of Dallas, who submitted the winning caption to the Comical Processing cartoon. A new cartoon has been posted.

"Comical Processing," features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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Honorable Mentions

"So, you say you can’t help us find the treasure, well MapQuest® your way out of this! Submitted  by  Philip Nearing, Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada

"The Captain says we need to downsize our IT Group." Submitted  by  Philip Nearing, Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada


Click here to see the current Comical Processing cartoon.

 Other Submissions

 "This is how we deal with software pirates!" Submitted  by  Robert Andrew

"Buddy, give that program to run the ship." Submitted  by  Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India

"Mateeee, see if you can conjure up a virtual life preserver . . . " Submitted  by  Jeffrey Haus

"Recession is hitting everywhere." Submitted  by  Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India

"I warned you the Captain was old pirate school. He wants a real parrot, not a wallpaper one." Submitted  by  Philip Nearing, Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada

"Drown them thar viruses!" Submitted  by  Frank Rukovena, Jr.; Bartlesville, Okla.

"Software pirates walk the plank." Submitted  by  J. Grande; Collins, N.Y.

" Let's just say that me and the crew have denied your request to telecommute." Submitted  by  David L. Debari

"This'll teach you to forget your password." Submitted  by  H. John Kreinheder; Cleveland, Ohio

"Don't need no chief engineers." Submitted  by  H. John Kreinheder; Cleveland, Ohio

" Can you solve this problem on your laptop?" Submitted  by  R. van der Vlist

"Jim thought they'd said to put 'em on eBay, not put 'im in the bay." Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

"After Laptop its now Ocean Top -- Works well in High Seas too !!" Submitted  by  P.R.Naren; Pune, India

"I'll give you "software piracy". . . " Submitted  by  Nate Winfield, Medina, Ohio

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