We need help tracking down who's stealing all our helium.
Honorable Mentions
"Looks like the warehouse of worthless knowledge is full! Now what do we do?" Submitted by Ron Dixon
"Remember . . . we categorically deny that cell phone usage leads to brain tumors." Submitted by Steve Solis; Salinas, Calif.
"Just don't let this promotion go to your head." Submitted by Lee Winfield, Bristol, N.H.
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Other Submissions
"This is the activity of Sildenafil citrate molecule when I rubbed it over the head." Submitted by Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India
" OK, sore neck? Could be your monitor height. . . we'll need an ergonomics survey." Submitted by Dale Rhodes
"Take two aspirin and call me in the morning!" Submitted by Ferman Prewitt; Monett, Mo.
"This is not wise to ask for the salary hike by showing your head height." Submitted by Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India
"Why don't you start putting those ideas in your head into action?" Submitted by Teofilo de Jesus Jr.; Jurong, Singapore
"You need to share your ideas with the rest of the team." Submitted by Teofilo de Jesus Jr.; Jurong, Singapore
"Son, is something bugging you?" Submitted by Jatin D. Shah
"Johnson, you’re a perfect fit for head office!" Submitted by Steve Giles
"John . . . that hair product you're using has some unusual side effects." Submitted by Karyn S. DeWolf
" It's just not fair! As a new hire, they give you an office when most get a cube. How do you do it?" Submitted by J.M. Kovach
"I see the light bulb finally went off." Submitted by Shahnoz Hamidi
"You still having trouble passing gas?" Submitted by Jay Sheerer
"Something on your mind?" Submitted by Jay Sheerer
"So I forgot to carry the one. You think you're sooooo smart, don't you?" Submitted by Kevin A. Wilke
"I commend you on your effort not to spread germs, but next time just let the sneeze out." Submitted by Kevin A. Wilke
"Mr. Geithner, your head is growing like the national debt!" Submitted by Thomas M. Reynolds; Bellefontaine, Ohio
"Viagra is an oral dose -- it's Rogaine that you rub on your head." Submitted by Kevin McGuffin
"I told you not to get a big head over this job." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"You need to quit storing everything in your head and write it down instead." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"No doubt, you have a good one on your shoulders but still, how did you get a head while I was gone?" Submitted by Lisa Jones
"Why do you do all the thinking yourself?" Submitted by Ashish Garg
"I can't store any more data in my head. If I do, my head will explode and all the information will be gone." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg W. Va.
"We need to figure out how to transfer all that knowledge in your head to others." Submitted by Michael Akins
"Glue-sniffing is one thing, but you should sneeze occasionally." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
