Been hanging around the reactor operators again, haven't you?
Honorable Mentions
"Your resume is very impressive. But could you tell me again why you want to leave your current position at the Curie Foundation?" Submitted by Chad Garibaldi, St. Louis, Mo.
"When I said make yourself more visible out in the plant, this really wasn't what I was looking for." Submitted by Carol K. Risher
"Of course! We’ve had some glowing reports about you." Submitted by Richard Gauthe
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Other Submissions
"So tell me again why you have trouble sleeping at night?" Submitted by Tim Cross
"HR says a firefly bite is not covered by our insurer, no matter how radioactive it was." Submitted by Alexander E. Smith Jr.; Boston, Mass.
" No, sorry, LEED credits only cover fluorescent, LED, or natural lighting." Submitted by Alexander E. Smith Jr.; Boston, Mass.
"Mr. Smith, your leadership skills and, um, other attributes, uniquely qualify you for an opening that we have at the North Pole." Submitted by John Sharp; Houston, Texas
"You have been watching wayyyyyyyy to much TV." Submitted by Lynn Wheat; Collierville, Tenn.
"My boss told me the condition would only last two or three centuries." Submitted by Jerry Schroy
"Where is your report on the storage of the spent fuel rods?" Submitted by M. Mathews
"Yeah, it happens every time CERN turns on that new machine of theirs. The boss says to think of it as a cheap suntan." Submitted by Dave Ganbarg; Chicago
"Are you here to reduce our energy consumption as a light source?" Submitted by Mervin Archer; Grove, Okla.
"I see your resume states, you have some field work experience?" Submitted by Michael Waugh
"I think that you used the wrong "tan-in-a-can." Submitted by Mervin Archer; Grove, Okla.
"I told you not to eat the pink rabbit." Submitted by Terry Mackin
" Oh great. The boss's new 'golden boy' is here." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"Yes I am related to Bart Simpson. Why do you ask?" Submitted by Paul J. Botzman
"You really need to move out on your own. Your Mom telling you to "rise and shine" each morning has begun to glow on you!" Submitted by Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.
"Did you drink from the wrong water fountain again?" Submitted by Robert Andrew
"So you say you have a bright idea to show the boss." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"You must be here to implement our new green initiatives." Submitted by Eric Leaver
"So are you going to listen to the shift supervisor now when he says not to drink the enzyme?" Submitted by Daniel Kinsell
"My company is a leader in bioluminescence. Why do you ask?" Submitted by Ron Strybos
"I think I'd better ask my secretary to get me a lampshade." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"Of course nuclear power is safe -- I've always had both eyes on one side of my head." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
" Hello, I am from Dorforman Chemical Co. I have an appointment with your boss." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"I know you're bright, but it's your need to shine that concerns your co-workers." Submitted by Daniel Vas; Grafton, Ohio
