"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
I got tired of all that 'wax on, wax off,' stuff.
This does everything in one step
Honorable Mentions
"The boss told me, 'Go wash my car or you're fired.' It's not my fault he wasn't more specific." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"This stuff takes the rust right off!'" Submitted by Shawn Liberty, Solon, OhioOther Submissions
CURRENT SUBMISSIONS
"I'm cleaning the car with the product of green Chemistry." Submitted by Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India."Don't worry, the dirt will neutralize the acid in this green slime." Submitted by Mervin Archer; Grove, Okla.
". . . of course I told the plant manager . . . Now run down to the tank and turn that tap!" Submitted by Muhammad Farooq; Jubail, Saudi Arabia
"This isn't what you meant when you said we were 'going green'?" Submitted by Lou Martindale
"It keeps the bugs off." Submitted by Dave Blue; Branchburg, N.J.
"It's our new waste management practice. We are selling it for car wash." Submitted by Harold Paine
"So the boss said, 'Jones, I'm going to a St. Patrick's party tonight so go wash my car!'" Submitted by Graham Burchell
"It worked for the Hulk, this thing will turn into a Hummer when I get angry!" Submitted by Peter Spath; Victor, N.Y.
"Cleaning my car with this chemical solution makes it shine real bright. What do you think?" Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"This Bio diesel works well and also turn green." Submitted by Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India
"Of course paint's better for the environment than petrol -- as long as it's green." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"Yeah, she runs quite well on boiled cabbage -- if you don't mind the smell." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
