Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner June 1, 2010

June 1, 2010
Congratulations to Jeff Prom for submitting the winning caption to the Comical Processing cartoon. A new cartoon has been posted.
"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

Could it work on the ocean floor . . . say to stop a leak?

Honorable Mentions

"I know it's the wrong size, the wrong color and the wrong material, but I got a nice bonus for finding this low cost over seas supplier, so make it work."  Kevin McLellan; Rockland, Ma.

"They say that fancy labware can be a way of compensating for something else." Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

"What's the challenge of building a ship in THAT?" Submitted  by  Cameron Watt Click here to see the current Comical Processing cartoon.

Other Submissions

"Yes, I agreed to test tube drinks at the office party, but what the . . . ?" Submitted  by  Christine Banaszek; Hauppauge, N.Y.

"That was supposed to be on the last shuttle launch, why is it still here?" Submitted  by  Robert Andrew

"You say you found this in your back yard?" Submitted  by  Robert Andrew

"Well I guess we better call Johnson back from vacation a little early." Submitted  by  Michael Collins

"Carl, I want you personally to take this down to the qc lab and give it everything you got, this model has to last a year or two." Submitted  by  Michael Collins

"Call up Research and Devolvement and ask how soon they can start testing it." Submitted  by  Michael Collins

"THAT may be the solution to Toyota cars acceleration problem!!!" Submitted  by  Lisa A.Patel

"I see you're already prepared for not getting a raise or bonus this year." Submitted  by  Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio

"No, it's not a multivitamin, it's our new suppository." Submitted  by  Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio

"It is a new product we are developing, condoms for giants." Submitted  by  Bob Andrew

". . . and that is why FDA regulates condom manufacturing." Submitted  by  Peter Spath

"I told you not to let chemists do the scale-up." Submitted  by  David Tremblay

"I told you Viagra would cause it to fall off." Submitted  by  Rick Staley

"I asked for a Plug Flow Reactor not Plugged Flow." Submitted  by  K. Sahasranaman

"Once again the old SI - ENG misunderstanding . . . When are THEY going to learn?!" Submitted  by  Iván Grosmann

". . . and then we plan on testing it on human subjects." Submitted  by  PJ Campbell

"That tube Is no use to us it is not big enough Please discard it." Submitted  by  Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.

"Next time check the units on the vendor drawing." Submitted  by  Paul Hutcheson; Elkton, Va.

"Call BP, I think we have a solution to the oil leak." Submitted  by  Kevin Summ; Milwaukee, Wisc.

"Trust you to come back with some strange retort." Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

"But is there any market for test-tube giraffes?" Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

" NSFW reference? 'I keep thinking of a song from my rugby days about an engineer.'" Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

"What's the challenge of building a ship in THAT?" Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

"The glass blowing shop isn't for 'personal' projects." Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

"I don't care if you're the 'father' -- you still can't put it on your insurance." Submitted  by  Cliff Riley; Bay Village, Ohio

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