"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
I ask for a bird dog & they send me a nerd dog.
Honorable Mentions
"You've been screwing around in the Erectile Dysfunction lab again, haven't you? Submitted by Don Haese
"Sorry, boy, no treat. I specifically said 48 liter test tube and that's a 47 liter one." Submitted by Jeff de los Santos
"I said big test tube scrubber." Submitted by Brad Donnelly; Exton, Pa.
Other Submissions
"Please tell me you didn't swipe that rubber finger guard from accounting's big hands Hoolihan!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis"No Rover we don't have time to play fetch, now get back to work running those tests."Submitted by Harold Paine
"Oops, I forgot dogs can't see red. I guess I'll get that giant red test tube myself. " Submitted by Henry Yan; San Diego
"No, we do not use test tubes to make babies."Submitted by Jatin Shah
"Don't come to me wagging your tail I have no use for that test tube." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W.V.
"Good boy! Now you can fill it with water and then drink. . . " Submitted by Nídia Sá Caetano
"You'll never get Timmy out of the well with that." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"I know we are an IVF company, but test tube bones will never work." Submitted by Kenneth W. Russell; Alpharetta, Ga
"Hold that thing the right way, or I'll bring Cesar Millan in here!" Submitted by Bob Vaughn
" I told you to stay away from Karen's workstation!" Submitted by Jason W. Gathright
"Soooo . . . you drank the potion and now you are a dog. That is just GREAT!!! Do you realize that I haven't created the antidote?" Submitted by David Debari
"No Cory I said Fetch the giant Snubber." Submitted by Brent L. Spangler; Selinsgrove, Pa.
"It won't fit!" Submitted by Rick Staley; Maryville, Mo.
"Marketing Dept: We are not playing fetch, put that back . . .How many times have I told you to stay out of my lab?" Submitted by Robert Andrew
"Max, return that immediately. You know that's the Jet Blue steward's favorite customer finger! " Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Bad Boy.....Now I have to go and apologize to the lab again." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"Perfect, now go see if you buried the plumber."Submitted by George Collins
"Fine; just remember under RCRA you can't bury it." Submitted by Joseph Barbanel
"Why can't you stop being such a nerd and just fetch my slippers??"Submitted by Richard Gauthe
"You always come back with the same retort, don't you?" Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
" Before you bury another one, we'd better get your eyes tested." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"This is their idea of supply-chain optimization?" Submitted by Sophia Christopher; Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio