"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
I think Schultz is ready to retire. I told him to prepare a vessel
with water and this is what he gave me.
Honorable Mentions
"I think we need a little recalibration for our Basic Engineering Design Data. . . " Submitted by Shahid Mahmood; Saudi Arabia
"Who said anything about a SHIP...I said lab-on-a-CHIP" Submitted by Jatin D Shah
Click here to see the current Comical Processing cartoon.
OTHER SUBMISSIONS
"I can't believe the guys in Marketing pulled it off. So what was the bet again?"Submitted by Steve C; New York"You do realize old sailing vessels don't have sewage treatment!"Submitted by Joseph Romano
"I get the 3-D printing of the ship in the bottle. How did you do the water?"Submitted by Joseph Romano
"Since there is no wind, the chemical transfer in this process never happened. "Submitted by Bruce Rigsby
"Hey Charlie, that looks like you and me! Do you think that the boss is trying to say something?"Submitted by Robert Valeri
"It's pretty simple actually. Just place an inverted funnel lined with hydrophobic silicon grease over the ship and place it over the model...add some water and Voila! A sonicator creates the ripple effect required for waves. "Submitted by Jatin D Shah
"I thought I told you to take the pirate movie out of the laptop before starting the nanobot program!"Submitted by Terry Mackin
"This is a neat trick, but you would have thought those R&D guys could get these new self assembling nano things to make a speed boat!"Submitted by Craig Watkinson
"The budget was for a sloop. . . "Submitted by Robert G. Hughes
"Phil, I'm sorry about you losing your job. Who knew your gift would make the CEO sea sick! "Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Anybody can make a ship in a bottle. Re-floating a sunken one using a salvage crew of trained brine shrimp takes it to another level."Submitted by Cameron Watt
"This is how we're getting the tadpoles out of the cooling pond."Submitted by Cameron Watt
"My Sea-Monkeys were never so interesting."Submitted by Cameron Watt
"How does this fix our shipping problem?"Submitted by Jack Uncle; Sandusky, Ohio
