"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
EPA Volcano emissions sampling.
"Why do you always have to steal my thunder?" Submitted by Larry Shade
"Boy some archaeologist is going to have a hard time explaining that thing." Submitted by Richard Gauthe
"That's great but, you're supposed to be discovering FIRE!" Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, OH
"Witch!" Submitted by Cameron Watt
OTHER SUBMISSIONS"Gog you always have to be the show off. . . " Submitted by Bob Andrew
"Tug, you and your experimentation... And what fluid did you say I will be drinking laying down under it? That won't get me in trouble now, will it?" Submitted by Martin Tremblay
"How Come You have that Crane holding that bottle for?" Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"You should enter it next years,'Punkin Chunkin', championship in Delaware. By then I should have the wheels ready so you can get it there." Submitted by Jim Higginbotham; Chicago
"Well... it's about time! So, tell me Ogg -- is 'hour' glass half empty, or is 'hour' glass half full?" Submitted by Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.
"I don't know what that blue thing is, but we sure can use that thing holding it up." Submitted by Keith Wamsley
"Since you forgot to include a top on your invention, you can't call it a reducer....Great Scott, you've invented the chimney!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Put a cork in it, Smoke gets in your eyes, Jug head, On top of old Smokey..... Some day these will be classics! Quit smiling and carve these down!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"That's nothing. Wait till you see what this baby can do." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, OH
"Give me credit for the invention of the wheel, or I'll add the vinegar, and your village will be toast." Submitted by Jaclyn E. Shuman
"Oooooo! Look what Ogg do!" Submitted by Scott J. Weston
"So what good is a 48" X 2" concentric reducer if we haven't even invented pipe yet?" Submitted by Denny Clinton; Denver, Colo.
"OK Einstein, how ya gonna get that cork IN the volcano??" Submitted by Denny Clinton; Denver, Colo.
"Don't get cocky! It's some fine work but where would we be without my mill-stones?" Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Yeah, it's great, but how will it help bring in the harvest?" Submitted by Cameron Watt
"You finished so me can use machine shop now?" Submitted by Cameron Watt
"I have no idea what that is, but I have a feeling you'll win the science fair." Submitted by Elsie Konecsni; North Olmsted, Ohio