"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
Honorable Mentions
"When the lab manager said to Green the Lab, this is not what he meant. " Submitted by Ronald C. Miles
"Good job, Clark. Now go paint a blue sky over Tray Tower No. 3 and we'll be ready for inspection." Submitted by Phil Miller; Oakton, Va.
"I'd hate to see you paint the town red." Submitted by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, Co.
"I changed my mind...I want it blue." Submitted by Larry Shade
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OTHER SUBMISSIONS
"Good work Bob! Now no one can accuse us of not being GREEN enough!" Submitted by Scott J. Weston"Disgusting, just disgusting! I wanted a gloss finish, not this disgusting matte finish!" Submitted by George M. Hudak
"You missed a spot, right there on the end of the conveyor – last roller. Can't you do anything right? " Submitted by George M. Hudak
"When I said paint "all the areas Luminous Green", I meant all the High Risk Areas......"work" is not a high risk Jerry! " Submitted by Craig Watkinson
"It'll look fine after another coat." Submitted by Peter Clarke
"OK, let's just run over the scope of work one more time." Submitted by Peter Clarke
"Good! Now everyone will think our stuff is good for the environment!" Submitted by Tom Schroeter
"I'm afraid you've worked as a greenkeeper before!" Submitted by Jürgen Lehmann
"What's this? Indiscriminate "GREENING" will make everybody go 'color-blind' and may result in accident; don't you know that?" Submitted by K.A.Thariq Muhamed Salim
"Without question -- you did exactly what I said -- again." Submitted by Tom Brockmann
"Bob, when I told marketing to get rid of the overproduction of green paint, I wanted you to sell it, not paint the place!" Submitted by Keith Wamsley
"Thanks -- This should hide the spatter here in the pea soup R&D lab." Submitted by Ronald C. Miles
"Green Technology" Submitted by Diego Alejandro David Vazquez
"When I said the Company was going 'Green,' I didn't mean it literally. . . " Submitted by Bruce L. Wilcox
"Bob, I am afraid you didn't catch the meaning 'go green.'" Submitted by Gus Velásquez
"Too much Green is not necessarily GOOD." Submitted by Phil Ulichney
"You still need to more work on that idea of not painting yourself into a corner!" Submitted by Gerry McGhie
"I said 'GREEN ENERGY plant' not green plant." Submitted by Jim Baracewicz
"It is our company directive to go green at lowest cost and create local jobs." Submitted by Milind Ranade
"This will be good enough for the EPA." Submitted by Mike Gaudette
"“Do not 'greenwash' our image. We are serious about going green!" Submitted by Nico Stolz
"This is not what I meant when I said the plant was going green!" Submitted by Robert Andrew
"What other colors are you to use other than green, go clean the paint off you." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"I'm not joking! The company was bought out an hour ago. The first thing the new plant manager said was, make sure my office has white walls cause I really hate the color green!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Why is your hat still yellow and your shirt still red?" Submitted by Joseph A. Weaver, Jr.
"Why are engineers so literal? Go research what 'going green' means." Submitted by Judy Craft; Sarasota, Fla.
