Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner February 12, 2012

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

Relax, I'm helping to increase our Asset Utilization number.

Honorable Mentions

"Hey Barry, you realize that is the Raw Sewage Overflow Discharge Drain?" Submitted by Mark Reed

"I'm not playing in the tubes. I'm inspecting the flush welds!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis

"I'm going to have your tubes tied." Submitted by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, CO

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OTHER SUBMISSIONS

"What part of NO don't you understand?" Submitted by Larry Shade; Augusta, GA

"This instruction is applicable to ducts also. . . understand?!?!???" Submitted by Naresh Dayani; Mumbai, India

"Are we that short of spares that we have to put you through there to clean it?" Submitted by Dave Laycock; Singapore

"It's okay to say WHEEEEE when testing the co-efficient of drag in down tubes!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis

"Hey Mack, the kiddy jungle-gym is outside" Submitted by Rod T.Mueller

"Can't you read the sign it says no sliding down tube. This not a sliding board." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, WVa

"Don't blame me! You're the one who told me to inspect the piping." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler

"Bill, not to worry, I reversed the flow. I am going up!" Submitted by George M. Hudak

". . . but I'm practicing for the winter Olympics." Submitted by Joe Davis

"This is the nitrous oxide vent. Do you want to die laughing?" Submitted by Joe Davis

"I'm not sliding." Submitted by Robert Andrew

"Chill out Andy, this isn't sliding, it's 'Falling With Style.'" Submitted by Bob Vaughn

"I know, but I just had to get out of that meeting!" Submitted by Scott J. Weston

"You got a royal flush." Submitted by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, CO

"One more slip up and you're through." Submitted by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, CO

"You're hosed." Submitted by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, CO

"No comprendo" Submitted by John Soper

"It's only OK if you wear the 'Pig' suit. " Submitted by Cameron Watt

"It applies to you expats too. . . " Submitted by Larry Shade; Augusta, GA

"I thought this was YouTube." Submitted by Jeff Smith

"I thought the sign referred to the tube's exterior." Submitted by Cameron Watt

"Je sais que tu pouvez lire l'anglais!" Submitted by Cameron Watt

"Lighten up! This is a pipe! " Submitted by Cameron Watt

"Don't be a sourpuss, I'm trouble shooting." Submitted by Rex Schwind, Broop Park, Ohio.