Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner September 10, 2025

Congratulations to Chuck Lewis for providing a great earworm. Watch out for the pop tops.
Jerry King
Jerry King cartoon big chemical blender

Winner

"Why is it every time I look up from here, I want to sing Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffett?" By Chuck Lewis

Honorable Mentions

"I don't think the merger with KitchenAid has turned out quite they way they expected." By Lee Harrison

"Yeah, higher ups decided to buy a large used blender on e-Bay instead of going thru engineering." By Ole Raadam
"It's Friday! What chemicals go into margaritas?" By Jenny Christensen

Submissions

"I’m not sure we should have scaled up this big before testing the tequila-to-lime ratio." By Ryan Kristofferson

"The solution to all our problems is waiting for us to push the right buttons and pray the solution doesn't explode." By Marvin Sager

"Who put the Blender next to the Boiler ? Well that's the "jarring" question that is "Boiling" me !" By K.R. Rao

"The boss picked it up at the local Salvation Army store..." By Robert Bauer

"So, all we have to do is empty this blender into drums. Just think of it like pouring a smoothie into a cup. Should be simple." By Ellen Lenz

"The Head of Marketing said they ‘wanted to improve our image’ to passing drivers, but local ordinances forbid billboards. So, instead of something like a giant donut, a ferris wheel sized tire, or a silo dressed up to look like a can of whipped cream, we get this. The rumor is that they also have an ownership interest in the bar just down the road…" By Robert Bauer

"This large blender reminds me when our fraternity of chemical engineers teamed up with the mechanical engineering sorority." "Some wild concoctions and wild nights!" By Chuck Lewis

"Sheer Genius." By Anthony Longo

“The lab developed the new product using a blender. None of our production equipment was able to duplicate the results of lab blender, so the company had a industrial sized blender made so the new product could be produced.” By Ronald Andrus

"Our Lab Manager requested a statue after he won Manager of the Year award." By Jeanne Clark

"This is just like our Kitchen Ninja at home. It ought to do it, fire it up." By Christopher Spoor

"Since they couldn’t find and hire the Jolly Green Giant or even The Hulk to do the pouring, we’re building a King Kong sized humanoid robot. The customers will see we’re keeping up with the modern technologies…" By Robert Bauer

"At least, we find a solution to mix our solution in most economic and environment friendly manner." By R.K. Dey
 
"Personally, I like my margaritas on the rocks." By Matt Watson