Winner
"White smoke? Do we already have a new Pope?" By Pedro Angeles
Honorable Mentions:
- "And the South tower's plume takes an early lead in the race to the stratosphere..." By Stephen Miller
- " Dave and Lou thought it was coincidental that the day the EPA inspectors visited the plant, the twin smokestacks produced a cloud resembling a very large middle finger." By Chuck Lewis
- "Hmmm... I thought this was supposed to be a digital twin..." By Dawn Ecker
Submissions
- "I see a French Poodle." By Jon Kerwin
- "Engineers on site: ensuring every detail is checked before powering up the future!" By
Afak Shete - "Carbon Footprint Verification." By Nain Aguado
- "Management is blowing off their stacks again, and guess who they will blame?" By Marvin Sager
- "The stack needs painting." By Ali Auid
- "They should have built the stacks a little taller...." By Stephen Miller
- "Oops, it seems we have forgotten one stream in our water mass balance..." By Malte Bartels
- "Phenomenal. Reaching proximity to clouds. Kelvin truly said if you can't measure it, we cannot improve it." By Gorthy SS Rao
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"Two if by sea. Call the silversmith!" By Donald Higgins
- "I hear that the towns downwind have been complaining about increased rainfall and flooding. Let's hope they don't figure out that IT'S NOT due to global warming..." By Robert Bauer
- "Saturated steam coming out! Maybe we should add it to boiler feedwater stream." By Kambal Rao
- "Ever since we built the second smokestack, the local news has reported an increase in two-headed Canada geese sightings." By Chuck Lewis
- "Do you think it’s strange that the two guys with the largest noses in the plant seem to get smoke stack duty more frequently than others?" Chuck Lewis
- "Told you making clouds will solve global warming." By Gerald Louis
- "That one looks like my mother in law." By Rick Gee
- "Ralph - as part of the HR wellness program they have mandated we change the steam color to cheer up company personnel." By Allan O'Briant
- "Dave couldn't wait until the plant could afford to buy an electronic CEMS." By Reece McHenry
- "Hey Wayne, should we report this, I thought Three Mile was scheduled to reopen in 2028?" By Jonathon Weiss
- "This is my favorite part of the job - coming up with the most creative image made by the smokestacks!" By Eric Chokan