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Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner October 23, 2011

Oct. 23, 2011
Congratulations to Larry Shade, who submitted the winning caption to this cartoon. This is Larry's second win this month. Think you can write a funny caption? Be sure to check out our latest cartoon.
"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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Honorable Mentions

"Is there any light at the end of the tunnel?'" Submitted  by  Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, CO

"I told you EXAIR's Line Vac had great suction power! " Submitted  by  Pamela Starrett

"I told you to tie off that ladder or someone would take it." Submitted by George M. Hudak

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"Good morning Lou. How was your weekend? Hey, weren't you wearing that same shirt and pants on Friday?" Submitted  by  Chuck Lewis

"Tails... You lose!" Submitted  by  Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.

"Hey get out of there just don't Just Hang there." Submitted  by  Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.

"I sure hope you are wearing your hard hat and safety glasses!!" Submitted  by  Keith Wamsley

"Hey, where is your Confined Space Entry Permit? This might also include your ladder and safety watch . " Submitted  by  Al Pisano

"Don't do it Mr. Biden, November 2012 will be here before you know it." Submitted  by  Steve Fojtik

"Hey Eric....can you see the light at the end of the tunnel? Only the management are asking again. " Submitted  by  Craig Watkinson; Nottingham, UK

"How do you like the new designated smoking area?" Submitted  by  Larry Shade

"So this is how they make sausage." Submitted  by  Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, CO

"I'm have trouble processing this." Submitted  by  Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, CO

"You're getting a little behind in your work. " Submitted  by  Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, CO

"You say it smells like cinnamon! Damn, we have a problem." Submitted  by  George M. Hudak

"What's that? It sounded like you said 'hep git ma outta here!'" Submitted  by  George M. Hudak

"Can you hear me now?" Submitted  by  Jim Higginbotham; Chicago

"We lost these when we closed all the R&D centers, but we still keep one around for emergencies." Submitted  by  Douglas G. Mancosky

"Turn it a little more to the right Joe. That's right, tweak it in." Submitted  by  George M. Hudak

"'Designed for “Easy Maintenance,' that's what the vendor said." Submitted  by George M. Hudak

"Well, it certainly does suck." Submitted  by  Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, OH

"It's our new employee recycling program." Submitted  by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, OH

"Do you see my watch Larry?" Submitted  by  George Lavoie

"I bet the view in there is a heckuva lot better than the view out here!" Submitted  by  Jim McDow; Augusta, GA

"Stop sleeping on the job." Submitted  by  Mervin Archer

"Now that is what I call getting in over your head! " Submitted  by  Michael Rogers; Cottage Grove, MN

"Are you going in, or coming out?" Submitted  by  Randall Price; Spartanburg, SC

"That'll teach you to be nosy!" Submitted  by Pamela Starrett

"I knew your thumb wasn't big enough to plug that leak." Submitted  by  Joshua Froimson; Worcester, MA

"Wally, I found the quarter you were looking for." Submitted  by  John T. Brunette, Jr.

"OK Mr. Fix-It, go all the way in and fix the problem." Submitted  by  Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.

"I told you the boss was mad. . . " Submitted  by Larry Shade

"Maybe next time you'll listen to me. . ." Submitted  by Larry Shade

"Hey Boss, I found the obstruction that's causing the air flow problem." Submitted  by Harold Paine

"Now I remember what the missing warning sign said: DANGER, EXTREME SUCTION AREA." Submitted  by Chuck Lewis

"Mission accomplished." Submitted  by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, CO

"There definately is a flow problem." Submitted  by Teri Greg; Strongsville, Ohio

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