"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
It's OK now Sir, the auditors are gone...
"Is there any light at the end of the tunnel?'" Submitted by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, CO
"I told you EXAIR's Line Vac had great suction power! " Submitted by Pamela Starrett
"I told you to tie off that ladder or someone would take it." Submitted by George M. Hudak
CURRENT SUBMISSIONS"Good morning Lou. How was your weekend? Hey, weren't you wearing that same shirt and pants on Friday?" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Tails... You lose!" Submitted by Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.
"Hey get out of there just don't Just Hang there." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"I sure hope you are wearing your hard hat and safety glasses!!" Submitted by Keith Wamsley
"Hey, where is your Confined Space Entry Permit? This might also include your ladder and safety watch . " Submitted by Al Pisano
"Don't do it Mr. Biden, November 2012 will be here before you know it." Submitted by Steve Fojtik
"Hey Eric....can you see the light at the end of the tunnel? Only the management are asking again. " Submitted by Craig Watkinson; Nottingham, UK
"How do you like the new designated smoking area?" Submitted by Larry Shade
"So this is how they make sausage." Submitted by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, CO
"I'm have trouble processing this." Submitted by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, CO
"You're getting a little behind in your work. " Submitted by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, CO
"You say it smells like cinnamon! Damn, we have a problem." Submitted by George M. Hudak
"What's that? It sounded like you said 'hep git ma outta here!'" Submitted by George M. Hudak
"Can you hear me now?" Submitted by Jim Higginbotham; Chicago
"We lost these when we closed all the R&D centers, but we still keep one around for emergencies." Submitted by Douglas G. Mancosky
"Turn it a little more to the right Joe. That's right, tweak it in." Submitted by George M. Hudak
"'Designed for “Easy Maintenance,' that's what the vendor said." Submitted by George M. Hudak
"Well, it certainly does suck." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, OH
"It's our new employee recycling program." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, OH
"Do you see my watch Larry?" Submitted by George Lavoie
"I bet the view in there is a heckuva lot better than the view out here!" Submitted by Jim McDow; Augusta, GA
"Stop sleeping on the job." Submitted by Mervin Archer
"Now that is what I call getting in over your head! " Submitted by Michael Rogers; Cottage Grove, MN
"Are you going in, or coming out?" Submitted by Randall Price; Spartanburg, SC
"That'll teach you to be nosy!" Submitted by Pamela Starrett
"I knew your thumb wasn't big enough to plug that leak." Submitted by Joshua Froimson; Worcester, MA
"Wally, I found the quarter you were looking for." Submitted by John T. Brunette, Jr.
"OK Mr. Fix-It, go all the way in and fix the problem." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"I told you the boss was mad. . . " Submitted by Larry Shade
"Maybe next time you'll listen to me. . ." Submitted by Larry Shade
"Hey Boss, I found the obstruction that's causing the air flow problem." Submitted by Harold Paine
"Now I remember what the missing warning sign said: DANGER, EXTREME SUCTION AREA." Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Mission accomplished." Submitted by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, CO
"There definately is a flow problem." Submitted by Teri Greg; Strongsville, Ohio