Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner April 4, 2018

Congratulations to Kiven Kiersey of Munster, Ireland. His gross-humor caption made us laugh the loudest.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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If it's yellow let it mellow. If it's brown it's not working!

Honorable Mentions

"50 shades of Yellow?" Submitted by Glenn Ward, Minnesota

"Plunge at your own risk, system not designed for pressure relief" Submitted by Jeanne Clark, Pasadena

"I've heard of zero emissions, but this is taking it a bit too far." Submitted by Karyn DeWolf, Alabama

"It's a good thing the slope in the floor favors the tank side..." Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

Other Submissions

"What comes around goes around" Submitted by Assem Abdou, Egypt

"I think we hooked up the piping wrong?" Submitted by Bill Kruppa, Florida

" Congratulations Facilities on your new invention, the portable honey truck." Submitted by Cherie Avallon, Indiana

"Currently there is an opening in the custodial department for someone to clean the knock out pot. Salary Negotiable..." Submitted by Christopher Spoor, Oklahoma

"It was quite noticeable by management that the usually bustling daily chatter around the water cooler had dropped off significantly." Submitted by Chuck Lewis, Ohio

"Mio, from maintenance, won the monthly cost saving suggestion but it cost him several friends." Submitted by Chuck Lewis, Ohio

"If it works on the Space Station, why not here?" Submitted by Craig Koerner, Wisconsin

"The first building to achieve the new LEED Brown Certification." Submitted by Dan Diamantstein, Georgia

"At least they took the water cooler out of the loop!" Submitted by Gary Wierson, Iowa

"What is " If you don't stop production for the PM"" Submitted by Gary Wierson, Iowa

"Bob recognizes the problem right away! The protective seat covering dispenser has sharp corners." Submitted by George Hudak, Oklahoma

" Bob recognizes the problem right away! Water will not flow uphill.." Submitted by George Hudak, Oklahoma

" Bob recognizes the problem right away! We need a pump." Submitted by George Hudak, Oklahoma

" Don't jinx it, work harder it will come your way." Submitted by Hatice Urtis, Georgia

"In the year 2525, when men are still alive .....?" Submitted by Heiner Janocha, Germany

"Wonder where the tissues are coming from.." Submitted by Jatin Shah, India

"It was all dependent on the critical quality attributes of the new filtration system and maintenance there of." Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"The project team is still pondering their decision regarding the adequacy of the size and location for the recycle tank and 'hoping it will hold'." Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"NASA's prototype for Mars terrestrial facilities." Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"To the innovation team of the facility : TANKS ALOT! From the Plumbers and Pipefitters Union" Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"A management email went out directing that the unit not be flushed more than three times within five minutes for fear of overloading and complicated back ups." Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

" If any gurgling sound is heard.....RUN!!!!" Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"The Health and Safety group neglected to post the warning that the system is under pressure; in more than one way!" Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

" I'm all for greywater, but they have to do something about the smell." Submitted by John Opiola, Pennsylvania

"Took your splatoon game a little too far, haven't you sir?." Submitted by Kay Hinton, Ontario

"But it worked so well on the drawings..." Submitted by Lee Harrison, Virginia

" Next project -- the perpetual motion machine!" Submitted by Lee Harrison, Virginia

"Suddenly it all made sense why the plant manager would only drink bottled water." Submitted by Lesley Neal, Ohio

"Capetown is running out of water, but Joe the plumber had a solution to make it last!" Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"The company notice there was a lot less time spent in restrooms after setting up the recycling system and... removing the doors at the stools!" Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"The company notice there was a lot less time spent in restrooms after setting up the recycling system and... removing the doors at the stools!" Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"Seeing what his predecessor did, the new WH occupant quickly realized he would have serious challenges to reduce cost of operation unless he sets the EPA on his side..." Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"And that's how a law firm can make benefit with a fertilizer sideline...." Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Québec

" Woww.. That low bidder must be using cartoonist for designer." Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Québec

"When that feeling of Déjà Vu comes at the wrong time.... " Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Québec

"A lot of grey matter was used in the making of this grey water system." Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Québec

" It took two days for the IT manager to realize he was pulling paper from the fax machine instead of the tissue dispencer..." Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"For an additional charge, management will provide perfume to the water." Submitted by Marvin Sager, Maryland

"Although the odor is unpleasant, the grass out front got greener since our recycled water collection was started." Submitted by Mike Curatola, California

"Rev 2. (Rev 1 - Return tied to hand sinks - Not Approved)" Submitted by Nome Cruz, Louisiana

"The epitome of K.I.S.S.!" Submitted by Richard Molsbee, Tennessee

"Don' t get jealous; just work harder and you' ll get it too." Submitted by Sibel Doral, Georgia

"Now everyone will know who's "going green." " Submitted by Thomas Bailey, Pennsylvania

"What’s the big deal? Most of it winds up on the seat or floor anyhow." Submitted by Tim Cabell, Tennessee

" Living off the grid - Chapter 2, how to modify your bathroom." Submitted by Todd Hindman, Pennsylvania

"Oh c#!p, who plumbed the out-line into the in-line?" Submitted by Tom Wolke, Ohio

"If you want, drink recycle " Submitted by Yucel Tuzemen, Georgia

"History repeats itself!" Submitted by Yucel Tuzemen, Georgia