Honorable Mentions
"50 shades of Yellow?" by Glenn Ward
"Plunge at your own risk, system not designed for pressure relief" by Jeanne Clark
"I've heard of zero emissions, but this is taking it a bit too far." by Karyn DeWolf
"It's a good thing the slope in the floor favors the tank side..." by Martin Tremblay
Other Submissions
"Suddenly it all made sense why the plant manager would only drink bottled water." by Lesley Neal
"The epitome of K.I.S.S.!" by Richard Molsbee
"Rev 2. (Rev 1 - Return tied to hand sinks - Not Approved)" by Nome Cruz
"For an additional charge, management will provide perfume to the water." by Marvin Sager
"It was all dependent on the critical quality attributes of the new filtration system and maintenance there of." by Joe Davis
"Wonder where the tissues are coming from.." by Jatin Shah
"What comes around goes around" by Assem Abdou
"It was quite noticeable by management that the usually bustling daily chatter around the water cooler had dropped off significantly." by Chuck Lewis
"Mio, from maintenance, won the monthly cost saving suggestion but it cost him several friends." by Chuck Lewis
"The first building to achieve the new LEED Brown Certification." by Dan Diamantstein
"Capetown is running out of water, but Joe the plumber had a solution to make it last!" by Martin Tremblay
"If it works on the Space Station, why not here?" by Craig Koerner
"The project team is still pondering their decision regarding the adequacy of the size and location for the recycle tank and 'hoping it will hold'." by Joe Davis
"NASA's prototype for Mars terrestrial facilities." by Joe Davis
"Currently there is an opening in the custodial department for someone to clean the knock out pot. Salary Negotiable..." by Christopher Spoor
"To the innovation team of the facility : TANKS ALOT! From the Plumbers and Pipefitters Union" by Joe Davis
"A management email went out directing that the unit not be flushed more than three times within five minutes for fear of overloading and complicated back ups." by Joe Davis
"At least they took the water cooler out of the loop!" by Gary Wierson
"What is " If you don't stop production for the PM"" by Gary Wierson
"If you want, drink recycle" by Yucel Tuzemen
"History repeats itself!" by Yucel Tuzemen
"Don't jinx it, work harder it will come your way." by Hatice Urtis
"Now everyone will know who's "going green."" by Thomas Bailey
"The company notice there was a lot less time spent in restrooms after setting up the recycling system and... removing the doors at the stools!" by Martin Tremblay
"The company notice there was a lot less time spent in restrooms after setting up the recycling system and... removing the doors at the stools!" by Martin Tremblay
"Seeing what his predecessor did, the new WH occupant quickly realized he would have serious challenges to reduce cost of operation unless he sets the EPA on his side..." by Martin Tremblay
"And that's how a law firm can make benefit with a fertilizer sideline...." by Martin Tremblay
"If any gurgling sound is heard.....RUN!!!!" by Joe Davis
"Woww.. That low bidder must be using cartoonist for designer." by Martin Tremblay
"Don' t get jealous; just work harder and you' ll get it too." by Sibel Doral
"Although the odor is unpleasant, the grass out front got greener since our recycled water collection was started." by Mike Curatola
"When that feeling of Déjà Vu comes at the wrong time...." by Martin Tremblay
"What’s the big deal? Most of it winds up on the seat or floor anyhow." by Tim Cabell
"I think we hooked up the piping wrong?" by Bill Kruppa
"A lot of grey matter was used in the making of this grey water system." by Martin Tremblay
"Congratulations Facilities on your new invention, the portable honey truck." by Cherie Avallon
"Took your splatoon game a little too far, haven't you sir?." by Kay Hinton
"Bob recognizes the problem right away! The protective seat covering dispenser has sharp corners." by George Hudak
"Bob recognizes the problem right away! Water will not flow uphill.." by George Hudak
"Bob recognizes the problem right away! We need a pump." by George Hudak
"Living off the grid - Chapter 2, how to modify your bathroom." by Todd Hindman
"The Health and Safety group neglected to post the warning that the system is under pressure; in more than one way!" by Joe Davis
"Oh c#!p, who plumbed the out-line into the in-line?" by Tom Wolke
"It took two days for the IT manager to realize he was pulling paper from the fax machine instead of the tissue dispencer..." by Martin Tremblay
"Next project -- the perpetual motion machine!" by Lee Harrison
"In the year 2525, when men are still alive .....?" by Heiner Janocha
"I'm all for greywater, but they have to do something about the smell." by John Opiola
"But it worked so well on the drawings..." by Lee Harrison