Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner May 29, 2013

Congratulations to Terry Horton, who wrote the winning caption for this cartoon created by award-winning artist Jerry King.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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If you turn to page 44 you will finally be able to see the “BIG PICTURE” everyone always talks about!

Honorable Mentions

"I know you told me that there would be some big, new regulations, but this is ridiculous." Submitted by Dan Hilburn

"Ironically, when it fell off the shelf it landed right on the OSHA inspector." Submitted by Jeff Hutchins

"… and this is the abridged version!" Submitted by Steve M. , Pennsylvania

Other Submissions

"Management apparently decided this will make the new regulations harder to ignore." Submitted by Christine Banaszek

"Miss Peters, this is not what I meant when I said I'd like it in large print........" Submitted by David Kuras

"these are the new regulations that we have to go by Mrs. Boonhower you better stick to them or you will be fired." Submitted by Donald Drummond, Clarksburg, W. Va.

"Ms Peters – it is not really a book – it hides the secret passageway to the game room. We figured no one would ever open it intentionally." Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Don’t look so shocked Marcie, this is what happens when the instructions were to keep the new issue under 500 pages." Submitted by Gwenn Dewberry

"Here we have the executive summary of our PSM program." Submitted by Jason Brevard, Holland, MI

"I made the mistake of asking for the unabridged edition." Submitted by John Opiola

"Aging work force, The font size was too big for a regular size." Submitted by Keith Wamsley, Nashville

"No, this is just the Index. The regulations will arrive tomorrow…" Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"The audit is next Tuesday. Make sure we are in compliance…" Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"That is why we change to a digital format." Submitted by Manolo Barin

"What did you expect Emily? HR and PR needs you to know all the regulations to write in the magazine." Submitted by Manolo Barin

"Bob from sales suggested we cut a few corners in our process to speed up development and decrease costs, so I threw the book at him." Submitted by Michelle Mayer, Kalamazoo, Mich.

"This wall needed a strong support." Submitted by Milind Ranade

"I need you to scan this and get it out on the network. We have had two recordable injuries this month from engineers doing research!" Submitted by Scott Weston, Ashtabula, Ohio

"We keep the book in here for obvious reasons." Submitted by Scott Weston, Ashtabula, Ohio

"I'd like a synopsis by 5 p.m." Submitted by Tony Potts, Los Angeles