Winner: You Write The Cartoon Caption July 22, 2013

Congratulations to Keith Wamsley of Nashville. His caption was deemed the wittiest among our judges. Think you've got what it takes to pen a funny line?

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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It’s so green that it seeks out the recycling center all by itself!

Honorable Mentions

"…and the copy of the BLOB is missing from the library!" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"I meant something else, when I said, we need to develop new chemical ‘distribution channels’" Submitted by Milind Ranade

"The email did say they might liquidate some assets." Submitted by Scott Griffin, Indiana

Other Submissions

"This looks like a job for the ShamWow." Submitted by Christina Jill, Lakewood, Ohio

"I told you not to leave the interns in there alone!" Submitted by Colin C. Sauer

"Mrs. Jones, What is that green slime running from under the door? Very stinky." Submitted by Donald Drummond

"You know Dr. Anastas - this provides a new perspective on our green chemistry initiative." Submitted by Dwayne Campbell, Research Triangle Park, NC

"Well here is the algae…. Where is the diesel?" Submitted by Dwayne Campbell, Research Triangle Park, NC

"I’m not saying there is anything to worry about, but that pattern is based on fractals." Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Bill did say we were going green." Submitted by George M. Hudak

"I’m not opening it, you open it!" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Ralph said his cousin would repaint our floors for cheap. He didn’t tell us he was also a comedian." Submitted by Gus Allen, Cary, NC

"I think they must be taking “Green Chemistry” too far." Submitted by Ian Bratt , Springs, South Africa

"They tell you that Chlorine is green but now I know it." Submitted by Ian Bratt, Springs, South Africa

"Hmmmm… Apparently the new floor coating requires a touch more surfactant." Submitted by Rob Hoffmann , Cary , NC

"I guess they did not get that “secondary containment” e-mail last month." Submitted by Scott Weston, Ashtabula, Ohio

"I guess this is where that grinding noise is coming from." Submitted by Scott Weston, Ashtabula, Ohio