Current Submissions

"Hey Debbie, I thought I said we need a new vibrating screen because the operator complains a lot. "Yeah, thought so, but hey, it's all good---see, he's enjoying his job now!"" Submitted by Chenny Compuesto, Philippines

"We need to let this man go home. The vibratory simulation chair is suppose to teach him what it feels like when something in the plant is under too much pressure and about to blow, not on how to get happy on company time." Submitted by Cherie Avallon, Indiana

"With all the vibration, that is probably the most brain activity he's had in years" Submitted by Christopher Spoor, Oklahoma

"Ahh! Blissful ignorance. He doesn't even know that the pump is about to explode." Submitted by Craig Koerner, Wisconsin

" Perhaps this will shake some new ideas or a raise for us out of the boss." Submitted by Dave Laycock, Singapore

"I think we need a new test subject. He obviously gets off on any frequency." Submitted by Debbie Ouellette, Massachusetts

"Eureka" Submitted by George Alexis, Quebec

"Who says we don't appreciate our workers? " Submitted by Hannah Heinens, Cleveland

"The fun starts when it tips into the conveyor belt" Submitted by Jatin Shah, India

" Cost us a bit at the negotiating table but boy, was it worth it!" Submitted by Lee Harrison, Virginia

"He's pleasantly shaken to the core with his stock investments." Submitted by Marvin Sager, Maryland

" I think he's using the analytics software to optimize his massages." Submitted by Nora Villarreal, Texas

"He is a Schmuck!" Submitted by Rabih Zayed, Quebec

" When I ordered a shaker for the lab, this is not what I expected." Submitted by Rick Gauthe, North Carolina

" We really should install the vibration dampeners on the new compressor. The whole building shakes now." Submitted by Ronald Strybos, Texas

"Maybe we should give him some privacy." Submitted by Sandy Exum, Georgia

"Nah, forget that work order to replace that bearing." Submitted by Scott Shepherd, Kentucky