Submissions
"I’m not sure we should have scaled up this big before testing the tequila-to-lime ratio." By Ryan Kristofferson
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"Why is it every time I look up from here, I want to sing Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffett?" By Chuck Lewis
"The solution to all our problems is waiting for us to push the right buttons and pray the solution doesn't explode." By Marvin Sager "Who put the Blender next to the Boiler ? Well that's the "jarring" question that is "Boiling" me !" By K.R. Rao "I don't think the merger with KitchenAid has turned out quite they way they expected." By Lee Harrison "The boss picked it up at the local Salvation Army store..." By Robert Bauer "So, all we have to do is empty this blender into drums. Just think of it like pouring a smoothie into a cup. Should be simple." By Ellen Lenz |
"The Head of Marketing said they ‘wanted to improve our image’ to passing drivers, but local ordinances forbid billboards. So, instead of something like a giant donut, a ferris wheel sized tire, or a silo dressed up to look like a can of whipped cream, we get this. The rumor is that they also have an ownership interest in the bar just down the road…" By Robert Bauer
"This large blender reminds me when our fraternity of chemical engineers teamed up with the mechanical engineering sorority." "Some wild concoctions and wild nights!" By Chuck Lewis