Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner September 5, 2014

Ding, ding, ding -- we have a winner: Kirby Hostetler from Barberton, Ohio, wrote the funny caption for this cartoon.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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Narrator: “Andy couldn’t figure out why he always struck out with the ladies.”

Honorable Mentions

"Have you heard of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge? It's kind of like that only different." Submitted by Kevin Summ, Milwaukee, Wis.

"Trust me, our babies will be perfect..." Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"I made it myself!" Submitted by Paul Studebaker

Other Submissions

"I told you the chemistry wasn't missing from our relationship!" Submitted by Amy Harold, Trumbull, CT

"I noticed you had some coarse chin hairs. I developed this just for you." Submitted by Barb Merle, Dover, Ohio

"I love you. Your bow is so pretty!" Submitted by Ben Argo, Saraland, Ala.

"It’s body wash, I made it just for you!" Submitted by Brad Slye, Minnetonka MN

"Guess what honey, this replaces my Viagra forever!" Submitted by Brenda Seggerman, Wisconsin

"It’s your favourite, ‘Eau de Nile’ !" Submitted by Chris Topham, London

"Here’s your lager & slime" Submitted by Chris Topham, London

"Do you like my new lube oil? I call it ‘Verdigrease’ !" Submitted by Chris Topham, London

"Here is a chemical juice to drink which will help you with your problems." Submitted by Donald Drummond, Clarksburg, W. Va.

"...And as proof of my love, I want you to be the first to try..." Submitted by Eduardo Magallon, Lázaro Cárdenas, Mexico

"The guy at store said you can return it if you can figure out what's in it." Submitted by Erin Hallstrom, Illinois

"Just drink this and I turn into Brad Pitt" Submitted by Faith Zucker, Alabama

"Guaranteed to turn your eyes green. Side effects? Not sure." Submitted by George M. Hudak

"I liquefied your lizard. Now you tell me you meant you wanted to sell him! " Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Trust me, drink it!" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Just for you, Bile in a Vial!" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Pure liquid love … freshly squeezed!" Submitted by JESUS EMILIO VELAZQUEZ

"It may smell bad, but it’s guaranteed to work." Submitted by John Opiola

"Listerine in an interesting bottle is still Listerine." Submitted by Katherine Bonfante, Schaumburg, Ill.

"Great Stuff! See how it is removing the wall paint behind us with no residue??!!" Submitted by Keith Wamsley, Nashville, Tenn.

"Your own special love potion # 9!" Submitted by Martin Czebotar, Somerset, NJ

"Massage in a bottle." Submitted by Mike Bacidore, Schaumburg, Ill.

"This batch of my special love potion is so fresh that I didn't have time to transfer it from this flask to a fancy bottle." Submitted by Orlando Rainey, Front Royal, VA

"A new aphrodisiac extracted from prolific “green slime.”" Submitted by Ralph Sager, Rockville, MD

"It's an inverted Appletini. You sip it from the bottom." Submitted by Randy Johnson, Piscataway, NJ

".....and don't ever, ever, under any circumstance.......give them water!" Submitted by Roger Moore, Minong, Wis.

"Sure it is green slime now but in another 30 million years it will be a diamond." Submitted by Scott Griffin, Mount Vernon, Ind.

"You know, I've always felt this chemistry between us... " Submitted by Scott P. Shepherd, Henderson, KY

"I thought we should exchange fluids before we get serious." Submitted by Tara Bronson, Rancho Cordova, Calif.