Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner September 6, 2016

Congratulations to Nancy Zarrow in Massachusetts. Nancy penned the funniest caption to our cartoon.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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Looks like we should be able to refurbish most of them.

Honorable Mentions

"We told everyone there was a special showing of Jurassic Parts." Submitted by Dave Switzer, Missouri

"Baloney..You know we stole this idea from Ebay." Submitted by Freddie McCann, Texas

"Hopefully they aren't Pokémon Go Players, we need to get rid of this junk." Submitted by Jeanne Clark, Texas

"Now I understand why we hire older employees. Simply for the purpose of using out-of-date equipment." Submitted by Marvin Sager, Maryland

Other Submissions

"Obviously many people think that having a valve over the sink is way cooler than a regular faucet" Submitted by Assem Abdou, Louisiana

"I told you that everyone loves a good garage sale!" Submitted by Brian Washo, South Carolina

"This must be the museum entrance!" Submitted by Christopher Spoor, Oklahoma

"I've not seen that many people file in here since the last Greasy Shop Rag Giveaway Day!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis , Ohio

"I don't trust that guy in the red shirt. He's the only one smiling, so he must know the lowest prices we'll accept." Submitted by Craig Koerner, Wisconsin

"Where were these people when I was in used car sales?" Submitted by Dana Kolodziejczyk, Illinois

"Free drinks, nice touch!" Submitted by Gary Wierson, Iowa

"The rumor is that the management team is on the list." Submitted by George Hudak, Oklahoma

"Sally, it's not a comment on the company, it's shift change and the exit just happens to be at the same gate as the used equipment!" Submitted by George Hudak, Oklahoma

"I don't like the way lemming number 7 is looking at you Shirley." Submitted by George Lavoie, Maine

"Did we put the word GRATIS somewhere?" Submitted by Gianluca Premoli, Schaffhausen, Switzerland

"We only get these kind of crowds when we tell them there's free donuts." Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"That sign we put up "This way to the Egress" is really working. PT Barnum was right. There is a sucker born every minute. In this case it seems to be every second." Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"For the life of me, I don't understand why individuals would want to purchase a Fitz mill or any other production unit." Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"I still can't figure out why management would think any individual would want to buy a production scale fluid bed granulator. I mean why, WHY?" Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"Doris, DORIS....I don't like that glazed stare in your eyes. You look like all those zombies out there looking for some goofy shopping bargains." Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"I wonder if they realize Victoria's Secretes sewing machines are not operated by the models" Submitted by John Patterson, Texas

"It's a shame that they don't realize that they ARE the "used manufacturing equipment."" Submitted by Kent Lenz, Illinois

"Maybe we should just use last month's inventory..." Submitted by Larry Shade, Georgia

"The show has been a lot more popular since we started using nude models..." Submitted by Larry Shade, Georgia

"So you think it's our great performance history, or the new Equip-emon Go app?" Submitted by M RL, Connecticut

"The Zombie Apocalypse must have come early!" Submitted by Martin Czebotar, New Jersey

"The line hasn't died down since the guys from American Pickers featured us on their show." Submitted by Mike Frank, Iowa

"We've gone full cycle - before it was machines replacing people..." Submitted by Orlando Rainey, Virginia

"Looks like a new batch of layoffs.... ITs so much nicer now that we changed the terminology to "Surplus Equipment"" Submitted by Robert Andrew, Florida

"Sally! Did you remember to put the "AS-IS" and the "NO-REFUNDS" stickers on all the equipment?" Submitted by Ron Belk, California

"Get all their names Marry. Next month we are going to have a "USED EMPLOYEE" sale." Submitted by Ron Belk, California

"Looks like the added the robots in building 5..." Submitted by Roy Kok, Massachusetts

"This kind of reminds me of the movie Soylent Green." Submitted by South Dakota, Mike Dosch

"No... Those are our new VP's from the latest Re-Org lined up to get their new corner offices." Submitted by T W , Tennessee

"Removing 'Ab" in front of "used" was a good idea." Submitted by Tom Lamb, Michigan