Honorable Mentions
"When they said we'd get Bigger Paychecks, I thought they meant the amount, not the paper size." by Steve Cox
"Bitcoins?? I was joking when I said I wanted paid in Bitcoins!" by Scott Mourier
"The moment Sam realized that "Pay for Performance" wasn't just a slogan..." by Larry Shade
Other Submissions
"Hey, wait a minute. . . why is my check all in red?" by Faith Dance
"Mine must be wrong, because it says, "PAY THE CHECK!"" by Marvin Sager
"What the? Pay To The Order Of: U.R. Fired!" by Chuck Lewis
"Raises for six execs and one worker!" by Morton Evans
"Your paycheck is short? That's what happens when you forget to punchout twice in one week!" by Ronald Strybos
"Tax deduction shocker" by Mahendra Patel
"$0.00. I should have taken the pink slip seriously." by Richard Molsbee
"Another Deduction!!! What, I am now being charged a service fee for them to process my paycheck???" by Michael Risk
"I took the promotion for this!!" by Otha Hansford
"This is the bonus I got? Improvements in the process I developed during the first semester resulted in a reduction of manufacturing costs, greater than 10,000 times this amount" by Nelson Jaramillo
"How much is the last divorce costing me !!!!" by Ernesto Calderon
"To Bob's dismay, his long awaited promotion from salaried non-exempt to salaried exempt translated to more hours and a demotion in his paycheck." by Beverly Konieczny
"The new policy for budgeting didn't mention that employee's raises would be taken out of their bosses' paychecks!" by Christina Hermens
"The ultimate outcome showing whether all processes have gone the right way...." by Abdulrahim Shaikh
"i made more as a summer intern." by Laura Gimpelson
"PAY TO THE ORDER OF MY EX-WIFE? WHAT?" by Joe Davis
"Trump is taxing me for being a Democrat!" by Morton Evans
"Look who got a raise?" by Bill Kruppa
"That is why I voted for Trump!" by Randy Carder
"Smile, smile, smile.... like everybody else" by Maria Suarez