Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner Nov. 18, 2015

Congratulations to Dan Diamantstein of Atlanta. Dan wrote the caption that got the most laughs from our editors.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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Honorable Mentions

"This is the new desktop model." Submitted by John Opiola, Telford, Pa.

"... and Clifford (the Big Red Dog) is guarding the server room!" Submitted by Mitch Cooper, Norwalk, Conn.

"Fido is the only tool that our Chief Information Officer could fit into the budget this year..." Submitted by Orlando Rainey, Front Royal, Va.

Other Submissions

"Dear user, here is the manual: - WARNING site: "Grrrrrrrhhh .... ggrrrrrrhhhh....." - RESTRICTED site: "Wouuff.... woouuufff...." - BLOCKED site: "Woouuww ... woooouuuwww..." - CONFIDENTIAL site: " .............. " (no sound due to its mouth parks on your" Submitted by Agung Witjaksono, Jakarta, Indonesia

"Relax Spike! Bob is out with a virus NOT his computer!" Submitted by Bobbi Siver, Gurnee, Ill.

"Some times low tech is more effective" Submitted by Bobbie Dougherty, Fowlerville, Mich.

"The mouse quit now here is the new guy" Submitted by Carlos Guadalupe Martinez, Monterrey, Mexico

"Meet Chopper! His favorite dish is Chinese." Submitted by Chuck Lewis, Springfield, Ohio

"ISIS hackers wanted . . . FOR LUNCH!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis, Springfield, Ohio

"IT security has definitely gone to the dogs." Submitted by Craig Koerner, Madison, Wisc.

"NEXT PLEASE !" Submitted by Dan Rigdon, Weldon Spring, Mo.

"Type in a restricted site, lose a hand." Submitted by Dave Switzer, Blue Springs, Mo.

"Gigabyte? No, Get a Bite!" Submitted by Edwin Drescher, Baton Rouge, La.

"Now, who will be the next to try?" Submitted by Emilio V y M, Altamira, Tamaulipas, Mexico

"We caught him on YouTube." Submitted by Eric Finley, Houston

"His name is Bruiser - not Browser!" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"Browser has been trained to bite any hand inserting a USB drive!" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"It was just a cat video! And I watched it at lunch!" Submitted by George Lavoie, Georgetown, Maine

"Wacky Security Agency, by Dastardly & Muttley" Submitted by Gianluca Premoli, Schaffhausen, Switzerland

"Great Solution!!" Submitted by Hazael Gonzalez, Mexico

"Just make sure you don't get the password wrong." Submitted by Henry Thedawg, West Park, Ohio

"This place is so cheap, they brought in attack dogs to insure employees didn't violate our Computer Access Policy, but no dog food!" Submitted by Jeanne Clark, Pasadena, Texas

"Cyber Security introduces its Watchdog Timer to limit surfing the internet!" Submitted by Jim McDow, Augusta, Ga.

"Sure he's affective, but who's going to feed and clean up after him?" Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"Don't worry, he's only a hologram. He's almost virtually not real........But are you going to take that chance?" Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"Only 3 people have actually been bitten since utilizing this inovative technology. You ask who? Well...uh.... the mail guy, Bert from building security, and... ugh....his owner." Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"If one were brave enough, the password can be found on his collar....yeah, right!" Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"One of these can be very dangerous to your health and safety. The other is a cute puppy." Submitted by Kenneth Russell, Buford, Ga.

"Don't worry, he won't byte..." Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"Move slowly and never, ever google "sextant" ..." Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"No more cat videos to watch!" Submitted by Martin Czebotar, Linden, N.J.

"Lap-dog docking station!" Submitted by Marty Thode, Lockport, Il..

"Who said, "Bite the hand that dogs you?"" Submitted by Marvin Sager, Rockville, Md.

"I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him." Submitted by Rebecca Pulmano, Carson, Calif.

"That should take care of the internal security problems!" Submitted by Robert Andrew, Lakeland, Fla.

"Beware of the dog." Submitted by Rogelio Gomez, Pittsburgh

"Now that's what I call a 'watchdog' program!" Submitted by Steve Cox, Sunray, Texas