Comical Processing You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner May 6 2013

Congratulations to Stuart Whellans for writing the winning caption. The last line sealed the deal!

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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So my Wife’s yelling at me and the whole street is watching and I say “It’s b-carotene actually and I don’t care how I look and yes, it is your underwear!!”. That shut her up.

Honorable Mentions

"Totally NOT what I thought Dr. Harris meant by 'New Chemical Delivery System!!'" Submitted by Marcie Dennard, Valdosta, GA

"Ta-Da! It's every bit as wholesome, aromatic & delicious, as fresh-squeezed!" Submitted by Margaret Stenrich

Other Submissions

"What not to wear on a job interview." Submitted by Christine Banaszek

"What do you make that looks like this?" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"I retrieved this sample from the river --- yours?" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Put this in your drinking water and all stupidity will vanish. Making your facility safe from explosions, fire, theft, acts of God, gas and chemical leaks. It does not protect against flooding. My Insurance agent told me to make that clear." Submitted by J. M. Davis , Webster Groves, MO

"Um Doc, can you make this in fluorescent green?" Submitted by Jatin Shah

"I couldn’t hack it as an engineer, so they moved me to marketing!" Submitted by Keith Wamsley, Nashville

"Drink this, and you can turn into a superhero like me." Submitted by Robert Andrew

"With one swallow of this, I can detect all EPA violations on your site in a single glance!" Submitted by Scott Weston, Ashtabula, Ohio

"Now watch as I drink the Elixir of Cuyahoga and become Mighty Engineer Man!" Submitted by Scott Weston, Ashtabula, Ohio

"Yeah, sorry Doc but I’m going to have to tell Health & Safety Man about this. Wandering around the plant with no stopper in the tube is one thing…..but down a ladder? Too far man!" Submitted by Stuart Whellans

"… And this time I request you to highlight our positive contribution to mankind. Why you medical guys take all the credit always, while we are known only for polluting and doing harm. " Submitted by Tanmay Vasal

"It's just orange Kool-Aid, the real power comes from the cape." Submitted by Velma Arcee, Avon Lake, Ohio