Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner May 17, 2016

Congratulations to Joe Davis of Webster Groves, Mo. Joe's caption made us laugh the loudest.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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Wha are you tonking abow? I nont mell a ting?

Honorable Mentions

"The NO(se) have it" Submitted by Dale Shultz, Texas

"Why is the plant manager always the first to go nose-blind?" Submitted by Kelly Cheyenne, Santa Cruz, Calif.

"Think about the pine forest. Be in the forest. Smell the forest." Submitted by Kenneth Russell, Buford, Ga.

"If that's the smell of money, it must be counterfeit..." Submitted by Larry Shade, Georgia

"It's the dead zone smell, where even the flies don't roam and the stink bugs can't compete!" Submitted by Marvin Sager, Rockville, Md.

Other Submissions

"ChemSpiriYoga !" Submitted by Anton Edema, Sri Lanka

"Our idea for community support is that if you close your eyes, pinch your nose and shut your mouth, our waste treatment program will be more effective" Submitted by Assem Abdou, Geismar, La.

"About that spill last week -- Everyone together: One, Two, Three Pray!" Submitted by Cherie Avallon, Indiana

""This loosely reminds me of that famous line from the movies" "I love the smell of toxic smoke in the morning." "It reminds me of Money!"" Submitted by Chuck Lewis, Springfield, Ohio

"It's a shame we didn't realize we all have allergies before we demolished our town hall building so we could prove to these evil businesses that we can do without them. Oh and what are we going to do this winter?" Submitted by Cory Juvan, Wyoming

"Don't worry! That smell is from Tuesday when the old town hall somehow caught fire and exploded." Submitted by Craig Koerner, Wisconsin

"Frank does not understand the principle that just because you can make a skunk smell like something pleasant does not alter the fact that it is still a skunk" Submitted by Fred Durrenberger, Missouri

"They said this months meeting would be in a "greenfield" location! This is more like a Brownfield with a lawn!" Submitted by George Hudak, Oklahoma

"Like beer, the appreciation of the complex aromas are an acquired taste!" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"WAFTING! It's a technical term for bringing the aromatic constituents of the mixture to your sensory glands. Just like you would do with a fine wine to appreciate the complexities!" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"Why does he kepp on saying it is the smell of money? It stinks!" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"An executive standing meeting!" Submitted by Govindan Kavoori, Tamilnadu, India

"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!" Submitted by Jim McDow, Georgia

"Now see, if you turn just the right way, with the right breeze, you can smell the pastry shop down the road." Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"Take your fingers out of your noses and do like this. I can smell a sweet, floral aroma, with a hint of citrus. If you don't move your hands and arms all you'll smell is the poopy factory." Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

""Wait for it.....This fine tuned plant, first needs to blow the gunk out of its system. Soon you will smell the fresh sent of an Irish Spring", said George. The others to themselves said, " Yeah right, and soon we'll be seeing rainbows and leprechauns due" Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"I know the new scrubber on the plant works, so that awful smell must be coming from this goofy guy waving his arms." Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"If you wave your hands a bit, you can almost not notice that it smells like a toxic waste dump around here." Submitted by Mark McMillen, Allison Park, Pa.

"Just praying for a good result on the EPA audit!" Submitted by Martin Czebotar, Linden, N.J.

"This is not what I expected when I thought that it was a good idea to do this meeting off-site to avoid distractions...." Submitted by Orlando Rainey, Virginia

"I'm so glad you came to test our new perfume, Meddler-Exodus, let's see how long you will stay" Submitted by Randall Oliver, Texas

"Sometimes a sinus infection has its upsides." Submitted by Richard Gauthe, North Carolina

"Smells like money." Submitted by Robert Andrew, Lakeland, Fla.

"Another word used to describe this smell is fertilizer. It will help your community GROW if we spread it liberally." Submitted by Ron Belk, Carson, Calif.

"Systems corrupted!! Replace storage devices." Submitted by Suresh Nama, India

"Courage ! 3 more minutes without breething and all the fatal gas will be gone !" Submitted by Theophile Thizy, Sandwich, Kent, England

"I feel like we should be singing B-I-N-G-O! When is the scrubber scheduled for refit?" Submitted by Tommy Little, Wharton, Texas