Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner March 5, 2014

Kudos to Joe Davis of Webster Groves, Mo. Joe penned the winning caption for this cave-man classic.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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Our supplier said that the carbon for the filter systems won’t be done for another jillion years.

Honorable Mentions

"Just give it up, Bob. Isn’t it bad enough your last experiment blew us back to the stone age!" Submitted by Michelle Mayer, Kalamazoo, Mich.

"You got Chemical Processing for Dum Dums?" Submitted by Dale Stout, Colorado Springs, CO

"Where are you going to find an actuated valve to control the recycle?" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Are you thinking on creating a new technical magazine?" Submitted by JESUS EMILIO VELAZQUEZ Y MARTINEZ

"Look, I take my hat off to Eric, changing dinosaur pee to beer – genius! Am I collecting the pee? Not in this lifetime Fred, not in this lifetime." Submitted by Stuart Whellans

Other Submissions

"I'll never catch on, we'll have to wait another 100,000 years to get the stuff to put in it. Throw another log on the fire, we'll miss the Mammoth!" Submitted by Craig Watkinson, Nottingham, UK

"No one understands indoor plumbing." Submitted by Dale Stout, Colorado Springs, CO

"Just go with the flow charts." Submitted by Dale Stout, Colorado Springs, CO

"Cannot catch antelope that way." Submitted by Fred Durrenberger

"No! We have to invent the wheel first!" Submitted by George Hudak

"Why do we need to increase the volatility of the fuel? We haven’t invented the wheel yet!" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Sure! Find a better way to make GROG. Get more women." Submitted by George M. Hudak

"When they said we would be working in a remote location…..I didn’t think they meant prehistoric too!" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"I thought the “Barney Rubble” consulting company they found was a joke, and yet here I stand replacing whiteboards with cave wall drawings. All I can say is ug!" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"It appears that there were other civilizations before us!" Submitted by H. David Sloan, San Antonio, Texas

"No wonder I have heartburn… too much reflux!" Submitted by Jim McDow, Augusta, Ga.

"That’s Crazy Larry’s work. He’s WAY ahead of his time." Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"We found this yesterday. Must be at least a million years old." Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

" I want whoever is responsible. And have them clean this mess off my living room wall." Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"I told you we needed a catalyst." Submitted by Nathan Winfield, Valley City, Ohio

"What does V-I-A-G-R-A mean?" Submitted by Ralph Sager

"So this is the secret to making “Fire Water”" Submitted by Scott Griffin, Mount Vernon , Indiana

"Og think Thul need to stop carving silly pictures and get back to carving wheel out of tree trunk." Submitted by Scott J. Weston, Ashtabula, OH

"Thanks Martha!" Submitted by Scott Weston, Ashtabula, OH

"Joe if this was drawn 4,000 years ago, why do our chemical process’s still look like this?" Submitted by Sebastian Ritz, Philadelphia, PA

"Yeah, Mike two valleys over has something called HIC resistant metal and Dave, from the lagoon, has come up with the tubing you mentioned. Steve, the strange looking guy with no slope on his forhead, yeah him, he’s got something called fire which he says" Submitted by Stuart Whellans