Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner March 18, 2013

Congratulations to Bob Vaughn for penning this winning caption.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

Well what do you know: A Blue Beakered Brown Thrasher, and I’m stuck up here without my birding note book!

Honorable Mentions

"Why are wanting to know if that's my green Buick in the parking lot!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis

"No. No. No. I asked, ‘What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?’" Submitted by HANNAH BAILEY, Belle, WV

"No, no, no. I said vacuum BREAKER, not BEAKER." Submitted by John Street

Other Submissions

"My poor little Chickadee, did mean old Dr. Erlenmeyer super glue your feet to a flask again!." Submitted by Bob Vaughn

"What do you mean, the nurse sent you because I'm late for my urine sample test" Submitted by Chuck Lewis

"We know that,you send messages in bottles but this the first to send a message in bunsenburner bottle." Submitted by Donald Drummond

"When did pigeons start using bottles for messages?" Submitted by Fred Durrenberger

"Thanks. Could you set it on top of the tank? I’d take it but OHSA rules say I have to keep both hands on the ladder." Submitted by Harold Paine

"I REFUSE to pay for air freight!" Submitted by Jim McDow, Augusta, Ga.

"I said I needed two beakers. . . " Submitted by Kyra Campbell, Los Angeles

"There has got to be an easier way to sample this tank!" Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"We have to stop meeting this way…" Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"Wow! UPS painted their pigeons brown as well? I wonder if it will pull out a scanner..." Submitted by Martin Tremblay

"Ho yeah! This will be the biggest beer bong you will have ever had. And then your college years are over dude!" Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Albany, NY

"Why is it that everyone thinks they can do your job better than you can?" Submitted by Michelle Mayer, Kalamazoo, Mich.

"You must be the new engineer!" Submitted by Ozlem Bull, Greeley, CO

"I told you Fred, No transformation potions, now turn yourself back into a human or your fired!" Submitted by Robert Andrew

"You’re NOT the blue bird of paradise!" Submitted by Robert Andrew

"No, I said bring me my safety harness. Don’t you understand English?" Submitted by Scott J. Weston, Ashtabula, Ohio

"Thanks bird, as soon as I turn invisible I’ll climb up to the top and scare the Hell out of Dr. “I am action man and don’t need a harness Tom!" " Submitted by Stuart Whellans , Carlisle, Cumbria, UK

"That’s 9,470 so far, I think another 12,142 should do it bird no. 174" Submitted by Stuart Whellans, Carlisle, Cumbria, UK