Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner March 13, 2019

Congratulations to Nora Villarreal of Texas, She wrote the funniest caption, according to our editors.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

worker appreciation
I think he's using the analytics software to optimize his massages.

Honorable Mentions

"The vibrating HMI station is our newest improvement which came out of a recent Hazop Study. This will keep Operators alert but relaxed resulting in improved process safety." Submitted by David Winters

"We plan on attaching it to the bulk storage silos as a way to stop bridging and to relax the operators." Submitted by James Taylor, Missouri

" We really should install the vibration dampeners on the new compressor. The whole building shakes now." Submitted by Ronald Strybos, Texas

"And you billed it to the project as a vibrating separator?" Submitted by Tom Rybarczyk, California

Other Submissions

"Alright Dave - Your turn is over. Let's keep the line moving before the boss finds out where we hide." Submitted by Al Hawker, New York

"Hey Debbie, I thought I said we need a new vibrating screen because the operator complains a lot. "Yeah, thought so, but hey, it's all good---see, he's enjoying his job now!"" Submitted by Chenny Compuesto, Philippines

"We need to let this man go home. The vibratory simulation chair is suppose to teach him what it feels like when something in the plant is under too much pressure and about to blow, not on how to get happy on company time." Submitted by Cherie Avallon, Indiana

"With all the vibration, that is probably the most brain activity he's had in years" Submitted by Christopher Spoor, Oklahoma

"I think he is doing much better. No more smoke from his ears and he can finally close his eyes. I bet he won't ever grab a 220 volt cable again!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis, Ohio

"Well Susie, I think this positively proves that our Shaken Not Stirred Model 007 Lazyboy is a hit!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis, Ohio

"Ahh! Blissful ignorance. He doesn't even know that the pump is about to explode." Submitted by Craig Koerner, Wisconsin

" Perhaps this will shake some new ideas or a raise for us out of the boss." Submitted by Dave Laycock, Singapore

"I asked John to research industrial vibrators to overcome our "poor flow" condition, and this is his solution!" Submitted by David Hyer, Massachusetts

"I think we need a new test subject. He obviously gets off on any frequency." Submitted by Debbie Ouellette, Massachusetts

"Our plan to shake up the employees is being well accepted" Submitted by Fred Durrenberger, Missouri

"Eureka" Submitted by George Alexis, Quebec

"Who says we don't appreciate our workers? " Submitted by Hannah Heinens, Cleveland

"Yeah... you should see him after he has coffee." Submitted by Jake Douglas, Texas

"The fun starts when it tips into the conveyor belt" Submitted by Jatin Shah, India

" All we have to do now is put it on wheels and we'll be the Movers and Shakers around here..." Submitted by Larry Shade, Georgia

" Cost us a bit at the negotiating table but boy, was it worth it!" Submitted by Lee Harrison, Virginia

"We are good to get ride of all those Hazardous vials... This EPA inspector is not about to look at any of it!" Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"He's pleasantly shaken to the core with his stock investments." Submitted by Marvin Sager, Maryland

"He is a Schmuck!" Submitted by Rabih Zayed, Quebec

"He always enjoys demonstrating his in vivo mixing system!" Submitted by Rebecca Saxena, Illinois

" When I ordered a shaker for the lab, this is not what I expected." Submitted by Rick Gauthe, North Carolina

"Maybe we should give him some privacy." Submitted by Sandy Exum, Georgia

"Nah, forget that work order to replace that bearing." Submitted by Scott Shepherd, Kentucky

"The boss said this new guy Bill was a real "mover and shaker". It looks like he got that at least half right!" Submitted by Steve Cox, Texas

"Break time" Submitted by Wael Shamandy, Istanbul