Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner January 10, 2018

Congratulations to Jeanne Clark from Pasedena, Texas. She wrote the funniest caption according to our editors.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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The first clue was "No Company rolls out the Red Carpet for the EPA".

Honorable Mentions

"Hector suspected that the plant manager wasn't being totally honest with him." Submitted by Carla Kuznar, Cleveland, Ohio

"After all these years, the plan had finally come to fruition! Now inspector Yoshi just needed some turtles..." Submitted by Curtis Raatz, Illinois

"Let's call it Soylent Green." Submitted by Mac Maclaren, Texas

"They will spend $18B on a wall and all I get is a rag to pickup nuclear waste!!?" Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

Other Submissions

"You guys can say you are going green." Submitted by Bill Stuble, Idaho

"I'm afraid I do not understand the term" Submitted by Carlos Ruiz, Mexico

"I've heard of cover up, but his is ridiculous" Submitted by Charles Dean, Texas

"Really!!??" Submitted by Christopher Spoor, Oklahoma

"It was the EPA inspector that first discovered the remains of Kermit the Frog, Apparently the red cape proved worthless when trying to pull out of a high speed dive." Submitted by Chuck Lewis, Ohio

"Wonder Woman marries the Grinch" Submitted by Cliff Johns, Kentucky

"Amazing how Dave can use a chemical spill to train for his dream of becoming a Matador." Submitted by Craig Koerner, Wisconsin

"The usual red carpet didn't fool the vigilant EPA inspector this time." Submitted by Denise Pigula, Michigan

"EPA -Episodes Please Avoid" Submitted by Eric Choby, Ohio

"I hope I look like I know what I am doing. I just found this shirt." Submitted by Ismael Ramon, Texas

"Superman always fell for the Green stuff" Submitted by Jatin Shah, India

"Cha-ching, Green- the color of money; my Christmas bonus just went up." Submitted by Jeanne Clark, Pasadena, Texas

"The new Head of EPA knows that the president of the USA will be proud of him. If you don't see it, it didn't happen." Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"I think all you needed was some sawdust. This is just Mt. Dew." Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"What do you mean it glows and grows when subjected to light?" Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"Talk about a real alien cover up. The poor thing fell through the ceiling after landing and went splat." Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"Superman's cape should do the trick!" Submitted by John Opiola, Pennsylvania

"Voila!" Submitted by Kiven Kiersey, Ireland

"Hmmff.. Empty room.. red carpet... looks and smells like coolaid... This must be decoy to keep me busy while they hide the pizza and donuts!!!" Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"Are you sure this is what gave the super power to Chevy Chase? OK... My turn..." Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"Ho those genius at Valve Corp are having fun again. I wonder if the green portal leads to the white portal on the wall... Do I ask Kim Swift or do I dare try it...." Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"Just like I expected... That TV ad for this magic soaking rag is just another load of bull..." Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"I swear I am not organizing the Christmas party next year!" Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"I approve your river die color. But it's too early for the St Patrick's. Better keep the surprise..." Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"Feewww... I thought that ripping noise was from my pants!" Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"I understand this is a clown accessories factory. I just don't know what to do with your test lab for the soapy floor prank..." Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"No wonder this company applied for a "Green Building" award." Submitted by Marvin Sager, Maryland

"The EPA inspector quickly realized the true reason to why the plant said they were rolling out the red carpet for his visit." Submitted by Mike Hibbard, Ohio

"Hocus Pocus" Submitted by Robert Chu, California

"I knew it was here somewhere." Submitted by Robert Donnelly, New Jersey

"Oh hoo, similar to a "Dark" issue" Submitted by Sergio Chiang, Chile

"Come on Ronald" Submitted by Siamak Shahabeddin, Iran