Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner Feb. 23, 2015

Ding, ding, ding -- we have a winner. Congratulations to Randall Borgerding of Pella, Iowa, for writing the winning caption.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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It's funny how there's a "leak" every Monday morning ....

Honorable Mentions

"Sorry, you can't handle the pressure." Submitted by Dale Stout, Colorado Springs, Colo.

"Yes, SAUNA is included in the "employee fitness week" package, however you need to talk to HR and not to Utilities!" Submitted by GIANLUCA PREMOLI, Schaffhausen, Switzerland

"I'm sorry, but new employees don't get to enjoy our health benefits for 3 months." Submitted by JOHN OPIOLA, TELFORD, Pa.

"Don't you think it would be better to fix the leak Ceasar?" Submitted by MIKE KOLF, Rockville, Md.

"You do realize there are cameras in there. . . " Submitted by Patrick Broussard, New Orleans, La.

Other Submissions

"It's time you threw in the towel." Submitted by Dale Stout, Colorado Springs, Colo.

"I'm confiscating your soap-on-a-rope." Submitted by Dale Stout, Colorado Springs, Colo.

"Marketing or Sales?, what is your department?" Submitted by DIEGO SAEZ, Murcia, Spain

"Hey! You are not allowed to be here without your personal protection equipment!" Submitted by Ednah Gonzalez, Mexico

"You are going to need some more PPE, and especially ear plugs because it's noisy." Submitted by Frank Fox, Lake Jackson, Texas

"I am sure your sinuses are blocked..... but using the steam system is not part of our health care plan. Besides, it wouldn't be a covered treatment." Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"Bob, how many times do I have to tell you, 8am till 10 am is the female managers allotted times. Male managers aren't until 10:30 am." Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"No one is allowed in until the new CEO is done!" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"Bob, go "OPEN' your pores somewhere else!" Submitted by GEORGE HUDAK, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"No, Jerry, I don't think there will be women in there fanning you with palm leaves." Submitted by George Lavoie, Georgetown, Maine

"Looks like it's working. I'm pretty steamed!" Submitted by Gurmukh Bhatia, Cleveland, Ohio

"Do your own back!" Submitted by Jatin Shah, MUMBAI, India

"You know, Chuck, that there are no alcoholic beverages allowed!" Submitted by Jeff Prom, Milwaukee

"Come on Joe, isn't this pushing the in-house wellness program a bit too far?" Submitted by Jeff Prom, Milwaukee

"You can burn body parts in there." Submitted by JERRY CULBERT, CAPE CORAL, Fla.

"You've taken this Casual Friday business a bit too far, Jones." Submitted by John Sharp, Sugar Land, Texas

"Stan, please tell me you're wearing swim trunks this time!" Submitted by Kirby Hostetler, Barberton, Ohio

"Hold it, Bud! It's the wrong type of steam system for the way your dressed." Submitted by MARTIN CZEBOTAR, LINDEN, N.J.

"People like you do steam-up my system!" Submitted by marvin sager, Rockville, Md.

"Your executive key won't work here..this is not the new corporate sauna room!" Submitted by MICHAEL CHANCE, CALVERT CITY, Ky.

"Just a warning, if you go in there you will come out with long arms and one gigantic foot." Submitted by MICHAEL T GREEN, MATTHEWS, N.C.

"Oh, that one! it's a couple of doors down the road..." Submitted by Mohand Abdelli, Montreal, Canada

"The "Out of Service" Tag does not make it okay to use the facility as a sauna." Submitted by Orlando Rainey, Front Royal, Va.

"What do you mean you have been waiting your turn to use Sauna entire day!!! How many was waiting before you???" Submitted by OZLEM BULL, ARVADA, Colo.

"Why would I pay anything for the sauna services at YOUR heath club?" Submitted by RANDY KONTZ, LOGAN, Utah

"It is a typo!" Submitted by Renee Scher, Londonderry, Vermont

"No need...we've installed a Trico Closed System Oiler!" Submitted by Rudy McCormick, Pewaukee, Wis.

"Before the last "steaming" party, this was a "control" room !" Submitted by STEFANO GALLI, Rome, Italy

"We don't need to hear complaints about our sign, for goodness sake! We're providing you with a steam room at work!" Submitted by SYD FURROW, Kingwood, Texas