Honorable Mentions
"Your data will be as safe as the wallet in my pocket!" by Denise Pigula
"Bill, I'm sure you haven't heard of the new "Pick Pocket" virus, but I suggest you get up to speed as soon as you can. I hear it's spreading quickly." by Steve Cox
"I see your wife has found a new way to get money out of you." by Cherie Avallon
"Yes Reggie, I now I see why you are filing complaints for harassment against your computer..." by Martin Tremblay
Other Submissions
"I told you, we have the best cyber security measures in place." by Melissa Strang
"It's called a firewall, Janice." by Tom Brewer
"No, I don't believe there is any virtual reality built into the system. Why do you ask?" by Joe Davis
"As I was disputing it because it was an online transaction the bank told me that the card was actually swiped!" by Andomar Kazum
"Pete, I am afraid that somebody attacked our security net." by Jesus Emilio Velazquez Y Martinez
"I've told you before that password123 is just not good enough. You need to add a capital letter, one special character, 2 spaces and 3 Greek letters." by Kenneth Russell
"Kinda hit you in the pocket this cyber security stuff." by Lamont Mallett
"I think you need to recheck the firewall settings. I'm not sure our network's as secure as you say it is." by Scott Mourier
"I put a virus in the Nigerian Prince's online account so he is now giving us back money. You are getting the first installment now." by Darrin Thompson
"I've heard of touch screens but never one that reached out and touched you." by Dale Truelove
"Bob I have to inform you that you are being penalized for not completing the Companies new Cyber Security training in a timely manner" by Jeanne Clark
"Changing my password is a waste of time." by John Wilson
"Hi Reggie! I see you still have to work on that new anti artificial intelligence treat...." by Martin Tremblay
"Are you sure about the upgrade of the system? Of course, is the state of the art in cyber security" by Sergio Chiang
"Is the term, "Cyber Security," considered an oxymoron???" by Linn Bramble
"I sleep better at night knowing that your Cyber Security team has everything protected." by Chuck Lewis
"Please do what he says Ralph and no one gets hurt. Just let him take your wallet. A note on the screen says to wait five minutes before calling the help desk!" by Chuck Lewis
"Isn't it true that Cyber Security is based on magic mirrors and slight of hand?" by Marvin Sager
"Bob, I think your skepticism about antivirus software is refreshing..." by Lydia Miller
"Wow! Your computer has really good graphics, almost like its coming right out the screen at you." by Christopher Spoor
"Sir: I believe your Blockchain Platform has been Compromised!" by Rabih Zayed
"Maybe you should put a piece of tape over your computer's camera." by Craig Koerner
"You were watching the musical Oliver again weren't you, when you were programming the security system?" by Joe Davis
"That new malware is as elusive as a good pickpocket" by Fred Durrenberger
"Isn't Cyber Security an oxymoron?" by Joe Davis
"Alex, Did you say, you bet your wallet guaranteeing that our cyber platform is ultra secure?" by Nelson J. Jaramillo
"You have one more month to get the 2018 tax e-filing system ready... I see you made good progress..." by Martin Tremblay
"When you said there were no back doors for hackers, did you consider you might've forgotten your "Windows" open?" by Assem Abdou
"I swear Bob- It was as if a hand came right out of the monitor and opened my purse." by Ron Belk