Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner December 5, 2017

Congratulations to Tim Feider of Wisconsin. His caption was deemed funniest by our panel of editors.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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You forgot to tip the cyber security technician.

Honorable Mentions

"I see your wife has found a new way to get money out of you." Submitted by Cherie Avallon, Indiana

"Your data will be as safe as the wallet in my pocket!" Submitted by Denise Pigula, Michigan

"Yes Reggie, I now I see why you are filing complaints for harassment against your computer..." Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"Bill, I'm sure you haven't heard of the new "Pick Pocket" virus, but I suggest you get up to speed as soon as you can. I hear it's spreading quickly." Submitted by Steve Cox, Texas

Other Submissions

"As I was disputing it because it was an online transaction the bank told me that the card was actually swiped!" Submitted by Andomar Kazum, Afghanistan

"When you said there were no back doors for hackers, did you consider you might've forgotten your "Windows" open?" Submitted by Assem Abdou, Egypt

"Wow! Your computer has really good graphics, almost like its coming right out the screen at you." Submitted by Christopher Spoor, Oklahoma

"I sleep better at night knowing that your Cyber Security team has everything protected." Submitted by Chuck Lewis, Ohio

"Please do what he says Ralph and no one gets hurt. Just let him take your wallet. A note on the screen says to wait five minutes before calling the help desk!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis, Ohio

"Maybe you should put a piece of tape over your computer's camera." Submitted by Craig Koerner, Wisconsin

"I've heard of touch screens but never one that reached out and touched you." Submitted by Dale Truelove, Arkansas

"I put a virus in the Nigerian Prince's online account so he is now giving us back money. You are getting the first installment now." Submitted by Darrin Thompson, Ohio

"That new malware is as elusive as a good pickpocket" Submitted by Fred Durrenberger, Missouri

"Bob I have to inform you that you are being penalized for not completing the Companies new Cyber Security training in a timely manner" Submitted by Jeanne Clark, Texas

"Pete, I am afraid that somebody attacked our security net." Submitted by Jesus Emilio Velazquez Y Martinez, Mexico

"No, I don't believe there is any virtual reality built into the system. Why do you ask?" Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"You were watching the musical Oliver again weren't you, when you were programming the security system?" Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"Isn't Cyber Security an oxymoron?" Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"Changing my password is a waste of time." Submitted by John Wilson, Texas

"I've told you before that password123 is just not good enough. You need to add a capital letter, one special character, 2 spaces and 3 Greek letters." Submitted by Kenneth Russell, Georgia

"Kinda hit you in the pocket this cyber security stuff." Submitted by Lamont Mallett, Michigan

"Is the term, "Cyber Security," considered an oxymoron???" Submitted by Linn Bramble, Pennsylvania

"Bob, I think your skepticism about antivirus software is refreshing..." Submitted by Lydia Miller, Minnesota

"Hi Reggie! I see you still have to work on that new anti artificial intelligence treat...." Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"You have one more month to get the 2018 tax e-filing system ready... I see you made good progress..." Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"Isn't it true that Cyber Security is based on magic mirrors and slight of hand?" Submitted by Marvin Sager, Maryland

"I told you, we have the best cyber security measures in place." Submitted by Melissa Strang, Cleveland

"Alex, Did you say, you bet your wallet guaranteeing that our cyber platform is ultra secure?" Submitted by Nelson J. Jaramillo, Maracaibo, Zulia, Venezuela

"Sir: I believe your Blockchain Platform has been Compromised!" Submitted by Rabih Zayed, Ontario

"I swear Bob- It was as if a hand came right out of the monitor and opened my purse." Submitted by Ron Belk, California

"I think you need to recheck the firewall settings. I'm not sure our network's as secure as you say it is." Submitted by Scott Mourier, West Virginia

"Are you sure about the upgrade of the system? Of course, is the state of the art in cyber security" Submitted by Sergio Chiang, Chile

"It's called a firewall, Janice." Submitted by Tom Brewer, Ohio