Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner August 29, 2018

Congratulations to Mary Ann Resnik of Pennsylvania. Her caption made our editors laugh the loudest.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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Why do I have to be Rapunzel again?

Honorable Mentions

"When the Auditors get here, tell them I am not here and we are fumigating the building for bugs." Submitted by Frank Hunter, Georgia

" Guys, "batten down the hatches" is just a figure of speech!" Submitted by Larry Shade, Georgia

"What we have here, is a failure to communicate." Submitted by Michael Risk, Texas

" It wont help; you can't stop free speech!" Submitted by Morton Evans, New Jersey

Other Submissions

"Take it easy everyone, when I said Katerina is going to hit us tomorrow I was talking about our new CEO" Submitted by Assem Abdou, Egypt

"Team Tarp wins the hurricane preparedness drill competition!" Submitted by Beverly Konieczny, Wisconsin

"Guys you should come see all this cool stuff. I found some mercury in the old lab and a couple pairs of asbestos gloves." Submitted by Brian Frick, Houston

"Are we prepping for a storm or hiding from drones?" Submitted by Caroline England, Cleveland, Ohio

"Since your in the mood, feel free to cover my window too." Submitted by Christopher Spoor, Oklahoma

"In the sales meeting, I said going OUT for business. Not out of business." Submitted by Chuck Lewis, Ohio

" Reminds me of The Three Little Pigs. I suppose I should seal my window with bricks." Submitted by Craig Koerner, Wisconsin

"I don’t mind the lack of light, but can you just stop the hammering!" Submitted by George Hudak, Oklahoma

"Hurricane shutters? Really! I think you just don’t want me looking at your yard." Submitted by George Hudak, Oklahoma

"I know the Corporate office told us to try and keep what we were doing from becoming public knowledge, but I see this Strategy having a high probability of failure." Submitted by Jeanne Clark, Texas

"Why am I always the last to be told things? Especially now when we're obviously closing the company!!!" Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"This is your idea of top security?" Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"I don't think you heard me correctly. I said there was a huge solar storm coming." Submitted by John Opiola, Pennsylvania

"Coupled pinocchio packing for their trip to oz." Submitted by Madhur Wadhwani, India

"Hey Landlord! I asked for solar blinds to reduce my energy costs!" Submitted by Marco Ayala, Texas

"OK. I am also ashamed I convinced you to vote for Trump and he killed EPA... But isn't this going a little too far?" Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"You are all a total disappointment from HSE perspective; James about to swallow nails, no one has gloves, safety goggles, hardhat... Ho SHOOT!, I am standing through a guillotine!!" Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"Don't lock me up just because I won the last Chemical Processing Cartoon Caption Contest! I promise not to divulge all the help Jerry King gave me in winning!" Submitted by Marvin Sager, Maryland

"You can stop what you're doing; the auditors cancelled their visit." Submitted by Phil Grimes, Illinois

"What about the Back Door!" Submitted by Rabih Zayed, Quebec

"Good work starting on the recommendations from the facility siting study! I feel safer already." Submitted by Sharon Johnson, Texas

"Alright you minions, get to work!" Submitted by Tom Rybarczyk, California