Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner August 16, 2017

Congratulations to George Hudak from Oklahoma. He wrote the caption that made us laugh the loudest.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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There's that muffled sound again... it sounds like "Help me I've fallen into the chute!"

Honorable Mentions

"Packaged by weight not by volume may not be the best idea." Submitted by Christopher Spoor, Oklahoma

"Janet. Did you ever see the episode where Lucy and Ethel were working on the candy assembly line? Just like those gals, I think we're gonna get creamed." Submitted by Chuck Lewis, Ohio

"I think we need to find a replacement for Jerry King..where does he gets these ideas from?" Submitted by Jatin Shah, India

".......She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, Cocaine". "Whatever this stuff is, it's starting to get to me." Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"Find the magic pebble they said. It'll be a lot of fun, they said. You'll be in an exotic location they said. Heh, I wouldn't call Mexico Missouri an exotic location. And as for the fun....They can just @$#%@%@%." Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

Other Submissions

"I guess the new level control sensors they picked don't have the high performance low cost transducer technology they told us about" Submitted by Bob Wadja, Massachusetts

"Are you sure that bin was rinsed with the right solvent before we started adding this stuff? It's starting to bubble and smoke..." Submitted by Christina Hermens, California

"Whose idea was it to use tweezers? How are we supposed to keep up??" Submitted by Craig Koerner, Wisconsin

"Icemakers: I am really confidence in Trump's assumptions about not spend time on climate chage to improve our unemplyment rate!!" Submitted by Cristian Cancino, Chile

"Joe: get out of the hopper. The LOTO system just let go." Submitted by Fred Infortunio, Texas

"Joe: get out of the hopper. The LOTO system just let go." Submitted by Fred Infortunio, Texas

"Hey Stella what do you think about the new policy to Downsize Staff, Increase Production "A Recipe for Success"?" Submitted by Jeanne Clark, Texas

"My meter just pegged out on Danger, do you know what the flashing message "Any Final Request" means?" Submitted by Jeanne Clark, Texas

"We have to work much much faster. If this Nitrogen triiodide hits that hopper........well then.........KABOOM" Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"Don't be alarmed, but I think something alive just ran out of one of these piles." Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"This stuff turned solid, and these rrrrrrubber tweeeeeezers just keeeeeep bouncing offfffff." Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"John: "I I I I don't think I can do a 100% inspection at this rate." Mary: "What? I thought you were the faster counter, that's why I had you stand on the end."" Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"I don't think that was a dust cloud from this stuff. That was definitely some sort of glowing orb, I think this place is haunted, and I think I'm getting outta here!" Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"So we've been able to cut the cycle time on this Banbury in half. Now we need a bigger extruder!" Submitted by Kenneth Russell, Georgia

"Hey Stella, either we gotta work faster or we're gonna need a bigger hopper." Submitted by Kim Kenney, Ohio

"Nice basement second job Katy. I know you need to make this profitable but, is it just me or it would be much easier to fill the vials if we didn't have to walk on the treadmill to make the conveyor move?" Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"Wait! Was that a Higgs Boson?" Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"Ooops! The tote moved away. Everything we just loaded is about to fall back on the floor!" Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"Perhaps we can have a snow ball fight with the rest of the residue." Submitted by Marvin Sager, Maryland

"Let's turn the heater up and hope it melts before it gets to us!!" Submitted by Mike Curatola, California

"If the boss doesn't stop talking we will never get his office mucked out!" Submitted by Morton Evans, New Jersey

"This is NOT the way to keep the unplanned shutdown rates low!" Submitted by Nancy Zarrow, Massachusetts

"Think this will finally convince them to move to a FINITE capacity scheduling system?" Submitted by Nancy Zarrow, Massachusetts

"Meeting the process particle size requirements with this cheaper raw material from a new supplier translates to more work for us..." Submitted by Orlando Rainey, Virginia

"Jean, did someone just yell "For God's sake shut it off"?" Submitted by Scott Weston, Washington