Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner April 8

Congratulations to Scott Weston of Ashtabula, Ohio, for sending us a winning caption for this cartoon.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

He has EPA credentials, so I don’t ask any questions.

Honorable Mentions

"Here’s our Amphibiolator – step one of the new EPA pre-release effluent conditioning requirements." Submitted by Bob Vaughn

"We thought it was a good waste disposal option … until we saw his waste!" Submitted by Kevin Wilke, Red Deer, AB

"Look at the bright side, we finally figured out our yield loss…" Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

Other Submissions

"I always hate the day after St. Paddy's Day." Submitted by Annie Alisha, Akron, Ohio

"After he is full, we go to the regurgitation pit, for the next step of the biofuels project." Submitted by Bob Vaughn

"Why did I bring you here? Someone has to burp him!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis

"That's not an alien. It's Harvey from maintenance. I recognize his costume. He really loves stale beer! " Submitted by Chuck Lewis

"Kevin got addicted to this stuff during his time in R& should see what he does with it next ! " Submitted by Craig Watkinson, Nottingham, UK

"Gee can he digest this or not?" Submitted by Donald Drummond, Clarksburg, W. Va.

"We do not have to worry about spills and spill clean-up any more." Submitted by Fred Durrenberger

"EPA has run out of funds for this type "green" recycling.........." Submitted by Fred Troppe

"That was the plant manager until he fell in the waste treatment pit. Now they let him hang around the plant and feed from the bio diesel feedstock tank to keep him happy." Submitted by Harold Paine

"OK, who’s going to tell Crazy Larry that is not the lemonade tank." Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves MO

"And THIS is why we need to increase security and safety training." Submitted by Joseph M. Davis

"We are trying to get him approved as an EPA hazardous waste disposal facility!" Submitted by Keith Wamsley, Nashville

"I’m not sure I like the new wellness plan…" Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"SARA what do you think his next color will be?" Submitted by Mohamad Sweed

"Mr. Green is an illegal immigrant… that is the job he got!" Submitted by Raul Sabadi, Thame, U.K.

"You wouldn't believe what we had to go through to scale this up." Submitted by Ray Tabler, Midland, Mich.

"Should we offer our new ChemE Pollution Prevention intern an offer?" Submitted by Riley Lokar

"We should call the bio lab and let them know we found one of their test animals." Submitted by Scott J. Weston, Ashtabula, Ohio

"I know, the first confirmed alien in the history of man and what does he have to offer? Anti-gravity vomit that can power half the country. We’re awaiting the feces results as we speak." Submitted by Stuart Whellans, Carlisle, Cumbria, UK