Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner April 14, 2014

Congratulations to John Alford of Garnett, Kansas. His concern for safety made us laugh.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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Are you tied off?

Honorable Mentions

"Talk about a pipe dream . . ." Submitted by Dan Hilburn

"True, I said “Bill, pick a spot and make yourself comfortable”, but obviously I did not mean for him to do this!" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Hey, wake up.Your snoring might affect the piping." Submitted by H W JOSHI, Mumbai

" I don’t care who’s kid he is……" Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

Other Submissions

"Looks like we could use some pipe supports under his butt." Submitted by Cheryl Ferreira, Palmetto, FL

"Hey you, it’s shift change!" Submitted by Cheryl Thames

"Quiet, you're waking everyone up." Submitted by Dale Stout, Colorado Springs, Colo.

"Herb, Safety is going to be real upset! You left your H2S monitor in the control room." Submitted by Eric D Finley


" Hey, wake up and get down here. David Blain and Cris Angel already tried this gag." Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

" I know we’re not supposed to discriminate. But a guy working in high places with narcolepsy, really?" Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"He used to be a medic in the service. Watch this: “IN COMING”!" Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"I said go check out the chillers. . . not chill out." Submitted by Mario Mueller, Westlake, Ohio

"BOB, I was speaking figuratively when I said 'sleep on it'." Submitted by Mitch Cooper

"He’s in high level thought about producing more product with less effort! " Submitted by Ralph Sager

"I know you wanted to show us you felt safe in the plant... but that's too high!" Submitted by Romain Raballand