Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner Jan. 27, 2015

We have another winning caption. David Willis from Knoxville knocked our socks off with his witty quip.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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This is from when Al Gore stopped by on his way to inventing the internet...

Honorable Mentions

"Maybe you were right, mixing the Cloning and Carbon Footprint Departments together was a bad idea." Submitted by Bob Itell, Madison, Ind.

"...I'm sensing that there may be some trouble afoot." Submitted by Doug Williams, Webster Groves, Mo.

"Obviously flat footed, he couldn't have gotten to far!" Submitted by GEORGE HUDAK, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"This is the reduced footprint. You should have seen it in the 70s." Submitted by Kenneth Russell, Buford, Ga.

Other Submissions

"I suggest we leave in the opposite direction Miss Smith!" Submitted by Andy Lawton, Neenah, Wis.

"This was my footprint last year!" Submitted by CHERYL THAMES, PASCAGOULA, Miss.

"You know what they say about "foot size"!" Submitted by DANIEL MCCOY, PORTAGE, Ind.

"Fake!" Submitted by DAVID BRANDON, BORGER, Texas

"This is obviously a serious tripping hazard!" Submitted by DAVID SLOAN, San Antonio, Texas

"Is Al Gore still on the board?" Submitted by DAVID TREMBLAY, BURLINGTON, Mass.

"GEE Where did that come from." Submitted by Donald Drummond, Clarksburg, W. Va.

"It appears the new manager is revising procedures." Submitted by DUANE MILLER, OVERLAND PARK, Kan.

"When the CEO said we had big shoes to fill I do not expect he meant to fill them this way" Submitted by Fred Durrenberger, Columbia, Mo.

"Bob from the art department, testing out new 3D logos before he puts them out on the streets." Submitted by GEORGE HUDAK, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"Wooden floors, we have wooden floors!" Submitted by GEORGE HUDAK, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"I thought the Carbons were extinct?" Submitted by George Lavoie, Georgetown, Maine

"I didn't expecte this, when we hired Mr. King and Miss Kong in our group..." Submitted by GIANLUCA PREMOLI, Schaffhausen, Switzerland

"Stop extension! The portion of radiation your arms get is proportional with their mass!" Submitted by ILLE JOHANNES, TALLINN, Estonia

"This looks like a job for Matt Moneymaker and the finding Big Foot crew." Submitted by JAMES HIGGINBOTHAM, Chicago

"I guess it came looking for its missing "sixth" tooth bone?" Submitted by Jeff Prom, Milwaukee, Wis.

"I just hope his carbon footprint is carbon dioxide and NOT methane!" Submitted by JIM MCDOW, AUGUSTA, Ga.

"Think of the green house gases that thing must have emitted!" Submitted by JOE BOLES, ARVADA, Colo.

"Think we can get this down to a Size 10D by 3Q?" Submitted by JOHN KURTZ, HORSHAM, Pa.

"Look's like they spiked the punch at the New Years Eve Party again." Submitted by JOHN OPIOLA, TELFORD, Pa.

"Dr. Scholl would be proud." Submitted by Kris Mullaly, Olmsted Falls, Ohio

"Yes, I imagine everything else is proportional..." Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"And they expect us to fill his shoes?" Submitted by LEONARD WARREN, MURRIETA, Calif.

"Billy was walking barefoot in the acid rain again." Submitted by Marc Soldner, Eden Prairie, Minn.

"Those moths are very artistic, aren't they?" Submitted by MARTIN CZEBOTAR, LINDEN, N.J.

"Don't be fooled. It's the Chocolate Space Ship With Five Headlights." Submitted by marvin sager, Rockville, Md.

"Find out whose print it is and get them signed up on our Industrial League Basketball Team!" Submitted by MICHAEL CHANCE, CALVERT CITY, Ky.

"Does the sign say "Drop your prints here"?" Submitted by MIKE KOLF, Rockville, Md.

"Better see if you can get them TV "Squatch" people on the phone!" Submitted by MIKE PATTON, JACKSONVILLE, Ill.

"We've got to reduce our carbon footprint! If it gets any larger, we're likely to drown in it." Submitted by Pam Starrett, Ohio

"It appears that King Kong exists and will therefore be emitting carbon dioxide" Submitted by PHIL OWEN, SOUTH PERTH, Australia

"I'm glad the "big boss" decided to step in." Submitted by RANDY KONTZ, LOGAN, Utah

"Mr. Yeti stopped by to see you, ma'am. He wants his arctic circle back." Submitted by Ray Pogliano, Kalamazoo, Mich.

"Now that is a BIG carbon footprint." Submitted by Robert Andrew, Lakeland, Fla.

"Doubt this helps us towards the goals set in the Copenhagen Summit." Submitted by Sean Normand, Sarnia, Canada

"Looks like that lino hasn't come from a sustainable source after all" Submitted by Steve McGhie, Ayr, UK

"Talk about leaving a lasting impression..." Submitted by TARA BRONSON, Rancho Cordova, Calif.

"So Marge, let me explain the idea of carbon footprint, AGAIN!" Submitted by TOMMY LITTLE, WHARTON, Texas

"That's why I Drive a Prius!!" Submitted by v whiting, Houston

"Such a large foot print means the department is run by 'Yeti' (elusive mystical person)" Submitted by VIJAY BHUJLE, Mumbai, India