Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption November 11, 2012

Congratulations to Michelle Bono of Kalamazoo, Mich. She provided the winning caption to the cartoon below.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

“I understand why you’re upset Mr. Kong, but you do realize that our Gorilla Glue formula isn’t actually made from gorillas…right?

Honorable Mentions

"*You* tell him he's got the wrong raw material..." Submitted by Deborah A. Badger, Flanders, NJ

"I’d say that new hair grow compound works on more than just hair!" Submitted by Keith Wamsley, Nashville

"That crazy Eric, always doing unauthorized experiments. He’d better be back for the monthly meeting after lunch." Submitted by Steve Boucher, Alpharetta, Ga.

Other Submissions

"Well, Snidely, I think this might best be handled by Customer Service." Submitted by Andrew J. Laituri, Cleveland, OH

"Jim, I told you the Brown mixture was for the Hulk, the green was for King Kong!" Submitted by Dave Rose, Lawrenceville, GA

"OK, the craving aspect of the new artificial sweetener works, now let’s ramp up production before he runs out!" Submitted by David C. Albrecht

"What is that big brown thing in window WOW he is garger Than any body we know" Submitted by Donald Drummond, Clarksburg, W. Va.

"So kids, as you see here on screen, even King Kong has to take medicines when he has constipation." Submitted by Hitesh Thaker, Gurgaon, India

"Just look how white those teeth are. . . I'd say "Pearly Whites" is a success!" Submitted by Jack Konecsni, Sandusky, Ohio

"That was supposed to be HARE tonic!" Submitted by Jim McDow, Augusta, GA

"Hey Ted, where did you find that huge flask for this ad?" Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, MO

"Do you think this Public Service Announcement will help deter meth labs?" Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, MO

"We had to fire our last product-developer. He insisted on testing his new product on Godzilla! …" Submitted by Muhammad F. Ghilzai, Saudi Arabia

"That is a picture of one of my early successes at Mad Scientist U." Submitted by Robert Andrew

"And since we added the enhanced reactant, the Formula strength has increased 10 times…..BWHAHAHAHAAAAA!" Submitted by Scott J. Weston

"Yessir, our company founder Mr. Kong started out with just an idea and a winning smile. He went on to become a king of industry!" Submitted by Scott Stanek