Submissions
"Beats me. How am I supposed to know which valve looks like an amaryllis?" By Jennifer Gould
"Choosing the right color is like arguing with a traffic light: everyone has something to say, but in the end you're still stuck on red, thinking." By Javier Granda
"They told me that we could play Row, row, row your boat, if we press them in the correct order." By Pam Starrett
“They taught me in chemical engineering class that the toughest color to turn is the right one.” By Marv Sager
"Ralph: What to do, Peter? You studied AI. Now tell me.
Peter : Just repeat after me and count: Inky Pinky Ponky, Father had a donkey, Donkey died, Father cried, Inky Pinky Ponky. Open the valve you got on the last count.
Ralph : Sure
Peter : Yep. That is my Artificial Intelligence talking." By Kambal Rao
“Someone should have considered that we are both color blind before color coding everything.” By Jeanne Clark
“Nothing like a game of "Valve Twister" to keep the operators entertained on a weekend!” By Simon Blackmore
“Oops-a-daisy!” By AJ Wells
"The instructions said it was critical to set them in order by spectral frequency sequence. They didn’t want to use any particular language characters to label them, figuring a color code would be universal. Do you happen to remember which color would be the lowest frequency then?" By Robert Bauer
"It's strange. Whenever we start up the process, the pipes just spit out the yellow valves. Must be for lukewarm water." By John Paulk