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Current Submissions

"Earl, the new homepage for the plant website is creeping me out " Submitted by Allan Andreycak, Maryland

"Facetime. It's Adele. She must have called a thousand times...." Submitted by Antonio Inserni, California

"Whatever happened to trusting our employees?" Submitted by Assem Abdou, Egypt

"Why did we install cameras in the safety shower and eye wash." Submitted by Brian Frick, Texas

"Evan, this new Productivity Monitoring system is creeping me out!" Submitted by Caleb Ingram, Texas

"On the count of three,I'll run to left and you run to the right. Maybe we can detach its retina." Submitted by Charles Lewis, Ohio

" I think our manager took it very seriously when the CEO told him to keep an eye on the operators." Submitted by Christos Marinos, Greece

" The camera's are for security only." Submitted by Gary Wierson, Iowa

" Jonny was sitting there working and now it just his eyes in the control panel! The stories are true!" Submitted by George Hudak, Texas

"Frank, those are the eyes of the HR manager! I think he’s monitoring us." Submitted by George Hudak, Texas

"Frank, every time I turn around I see the blue screen, but I swear we’re being watched!" Submitted by George Hudak, Texas

"They did say, "We will lookout for you"!" Submitted by Jatin Shah, India

"Adding an emotion chip to the HMI might have been a mistake." Submitted by Kenneth Russell, Georgia

"Don’t do that Dave!" Submitted by Kenneth Russell, Georgia

" I thought only my wife wanted to keep an eye on me." Submitted by Manu Miglani, India

"Why? Because procurement felt an obligation to edit the specs and changed "visibility of the system" by "better system visibility". And the foreign integrator used Google to translate..." Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"Woops! Take the wire out! You are electrocuting it...." Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"As if the eyes were not enough, the stressful breathing and the screaming to replace the warning and critical alarms is just killing me!" Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"I think we are about to find out what happens when artificial intelligence gets bored. Watch out. Remember all the dirty tricks and pranks we used to pull on each other?" Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"The engineer says those will turn red during full moon and fengs will stretch out of the keyboard..." Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

" It's playing, "THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU, ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY!"" Submitted by Marvin Sager, Maryland

"AI is watching us, but it doesn't know how to fix this boiler!" Submitted by Morton Evans, New Jersey

"Keep turning the dial - that way "IT" will focus on the blinking light in ceiling instead of following us around..." Submitted by Ole Raadam, New Jersey

" It's sure seems spookier since they gave HAL a makeover from his red eye." Submitted by Richard Molsbee, Tennessee

"I always feel like somebody's watching me...." Submitted by Rockwell, New York

" Concealed within his fortress, the Lord of Mordor sees all." Submitted by Roman Ryder, Louisiana

"I turn my back and it thinks it can take over " Submitted by Ron Davies, Berkshire

"Sorry about this man, I told her I wasn't having an affair, the hours are just so long, but this was the only way she would believe me." Submitted by Sandy Exum, Georgia

"I've heard the phrase, 'Big Brother is watching" but this is ridiculous!" Submitted by Scott Mourier, West Virginia

" Don't make eye contact Bob, we don't know what will happen next." Submitted by Shaun Sheffield, Alabama

"Come on Ronald" Submitted by Siamak Shahabeddin, Iran

" I suppose it's the updated supervisory software with the new AI interface..." Submitted by Stefano Galli, Italy

" I suppose it's the updated supervisory software with the new AI interface..." Submitted by Stefano Galli, Italy

" And we thought our old boss had artificial intelligence!" Submitted by Tom Rybarczyk, California