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Chemical Processing features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King.

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Current Submissions

"With practice, you will be able to troubleshoot pumps like an expert." Submitted by Al Hawker, New York

" The latest technology in troubleshooting maintenance issues is "The Dart Board", if only there was an app for that." Submitted by Alan Paramore, South Carolina

" Aim is to Prioritize" Submitted by Anil Sawant, India

" And here's what you should do if management is pushing for a quick root cause analysis report" Submitted by Assem Abdou, Egypt

"How many promotion points I get if I hit 'machine unplugged'? It's a minus -50, Derrick. I'd rather say 'rat holes'." Submitted by Chenny Compuesto, Philippines

"Determining root cause for downtime has never been this...competitive." Submitted by Chenny Compuesto, Philippines

"We have a 25% chance of nailing it the first time." Submitted by Christopher Spoor, Oklahoma

"Did you ever think we would be able to apply IT's method to our causes of plant down-time?" Submitted by Curtis Raatz, Illinois

"The secret to “C” suite decision making it revealed" Submitted by Fred Durrenberger, Missouri

"The secret to “C” suite decision making it revealed" Submitted by Fred Durrenberger, Missouri

"The secret to “C” suite decision making it revealed" Submitted by Fred Durrenberger, Missouri

"Our new resource allocation for troubleshooting procedure, keeping it simple!" Submitted by Gabby Massoud, Texas

" Sue - So, why did we stop spinning the board? Bob - People feel better about the new root cause analysis." Submitted by Gregory Sykes, Texas

"When my parents suggested I take Process Operator training classes, I had no idea how much fun it would be." Submitted by Jeanne Clark, Pasadena, Texas

"Now let's see, which of these we're gonna troubleshoot...." Submitted by Joshua Christian Nathanael, Singapore

" Let’s see how we are going to spend next weekend." Submitted by Kenneth Russell, Georgia

" if I win, we check out my suggestion." Submitted by Laura Gimpelson, Tennessee

"I know we had that discussion. But I can't take out of my mind that his new denture made him request a Dart Board when he wanted a Dashboard report of maintenance issues." Submitted by Martin Tremblay, Quebec

"Shall we close our eyes, and claim we are hitting our projected target?" Submitted by Marvin Sager, Maryland

"I love this new api method- more accurate AND fun!!" Submitted by Michael Jones, Kentucky

"Wow Suzie! Filling out customer complaints has never been so much fun!" Submitted by Nick Martin, Iowa

" OK - The area with the most darts will be the cause for downtime in our next report." Submitted by Phil Grimes, Illinois

"Bernice: Can't AI do this?. Jack: "AI", "AI", "AI"; I had it up to here with this "AI"!. Bernice: "AI" can even solve even the Embassies Problem in Cuba. Jack: Really!. Bernice: Ahaaa. RAT HOLES: Let's Experiment on the Son of a Bi#$!!!!??" Submitted by Rabih Zayed, Quebec

"Get the RAT HOLES First. RED ALARMS!" Submitted by Rabih Zayed, Quebec

"This strategy is straight out of the "Horseshoes and Hand-grenades" troubleshooting for dummies handbook." Submitted by Sandy Exum, Georgia

"Shoot the right target." Submitted by SV Sankaramoorthy, Oman

"On the count of three...." Submitted by Victoria Lynn, Cleveland

" Aim at Rat Holes" Submitted by Waiel Hasan, Canada