Submissions
"No, we don't offer industry-standard bonuses. But can I interest you in a cookie?" By Stan Pataky
"As a chemical engineer, if you can stomach this food and drink, you deserve to work here." By Marvin Sager
“You see, the Company expects you to use these raw materials on the table here, with that catalyst in the bag standing next to it, and generate a product worthy of sale. You’re hired!” By K R Rao
"Rather than taking our customers to an extravagant dinner somewhere, we just fried up these delicious brown eggs. Help yourself!" By John Rezabek
"Oh, no. Only one of these will be your hiring bonus. You’ll have to take a chance and draw a card to see which one… After you sign on." By Robert Bauer
"Choose one of these, guess the ingredients, and write a procedure to calculate its carbon footprint in half an hour, and you are in!" By Maria Amelia Suarez Gutierrez
"In desperate need of employees, recruiter Ed tries a new recruiting tactic. 'If you can count the number of eggs on this plate, you're hired.'" By Chuck Lewis
"Hi, I'm Chet from Chet's Egg Hatchery. If you are interested in an exciting, dynamic and lucrative career in hatchery, you may be the person we want on our team. Please answer the following questions. I and my five associates I have here today will discuss your responses and notify you soon." By Chuck Lewis
"We have replaced sign on bonuses with ongoing perks, breakfast every morning, wine every afternoon and golf on Wednesdays!" By Mark Magnan