Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption

Congratulations to Arthur R. Sinclair of Chester, Va. He penned the winning caption for this installment of Comical Processing. Who doesn't love a good GIGO reference?

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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I thought it was garbage in, garbage out. But this is cool!

Honorable Mentions

"Breaking News – WIKILEAKS reveals the FED’s best kept secret." Submitted by Albert Walrave, Luxembourg

"Just wait till the banks hear about our Toxic Credit system!" Submitted by Craig Watkinson, Nottingham, UK

"See there is money in chemical waste." Submitted by Fred Durrenberger

Other Submissions

"I told the board it was green technology and it would be profitable, so they funded the project. I did NOT tell them it would literally make money!" Submitted by Michael Palmosina, Pittsburgh

"I want one of these in my bathroom." Submitted by Assem Abdou, Egypt

"Who do we tell first, the Feds, the SEC or the Board? " Submitted by Barb DiMuzio, Wilder, Ky.

"This works better than a delaurian. All you have to do is dump in the waste, sit back and watch the money roll in." Submitted by Cherie J. Avallon, Hammond, Ind.

"You ought to see the looks I get when I tell people that I laundry money for a living!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis

"Those guys from R&D weren’t kidding when they said the new membrane cleaner would work so well it would be like pumping out cash…" Submitted by Daniel Goodwin, Plant City, FL

"Well, that solves the Cut Backs problem!" Submitted by David C Albrech

"I hope the Internal Revenue Service doesn’t get wind of this!" Submitted by David C Albrech

"The system is working great now, we just have to figure out how we state this to the IRS." Submitted by David C Albrech

"One person’s waste is another person’s money." Submitted by Fred Durrenberger

"Shut it down – the vibration is making it unsafe to operate." Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Grandpa always said that there was money in waste recycling. I never understood it produced actual bills!" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Now that is the “GREEN REVOLUTION” we’ve been waiting for!" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"How many more of these “converters” can we buy?" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Herb is dumbfounded as Bill asks “Does it work in reverse”?" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"The overflow is killing me! Let´s put a bigger tank." Submitted by Jesús E. Velázquez, Tampico, México

"Now THAT’S what I call GREEN TECHNOLOGY!" Submitted by Jim McDow, Augusta, Ga.

"Uhhhhhh, Tom…..Where did you get this waste? " Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"And to be clear…….We tell NO ONE." Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"Who needs leprechauns when you have green chemical sludge?" Submitted by John Opiola

"Now we just pay the employees with this stuff instead of a check!" Submitted by Keith Wamsley, Nashville

"I told you that "light green oil" was a gold mine." Submitted by Kevin Dickens, Avon Lake, Ohio

"Ah, I love recycling!" Submitted by Kevin McLellan, Rockland, MA

"This must have been the idea that brought on Obamacare." Submitted by Leonard Hungiville, Bradford, Pa.

"This is my new invention ‘a money popper’" Submitted by Milind Ranade

"I told you all things have a value." Submitted by Shyam Verma, Bellefonte, Pa.