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Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner November 1, 2009

Nov. 1, 2009
Congratulations to Kevin A. Wilke. Kevin submitted the winning caption to the Comical Processing cartoon. A new cartoon has been posted.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

Jerry's creative side got the best of him when asked 'What can you
make of this study?"

Honorable Mentions

"Jerry King deciding the caption winner." Submitted  by  Jatin D. Shah; Mumbai, India

"Now we know what the CEO does all day." Submitted  by  Richard Wooten

"After disastrous sales, Jack just wanted to get rid of all the leaflets for his patented scooter chair." Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

Click here to see the current Comical Processing cartoon.

 Other Submissions

"I am recycling paper. Doing my bit for the environment." Submitted  by  K. Sahasranaman; Mumbai, India

"After Jerry wallpapered his office, made paper airplanes and tried origami, he decided his next recycling effort would be paper hats and flowers. . . Sure will be glad when the new shredder arrives!" Submitted  by  Shirley G.; Towanda, Pa.

"My Internet connection has collapsed. I am trying to figure out how to send paper mails." Submitted  by  K. Sahasranaman; Mumbai, India

"1001 ways to file mandatory email from HR." Submitted  by  Bobby Bruzina

"Dave really loved his Origami retraining classes, following reallocation of his role." Submitted  by  Craig Watkinson

"For external correspondence he uses internet. But for internal memos he still trusts only old time tested method. . . " Submitted  by  Rajan Krishnan; Ernakulam, Kerala, India

"Lesson One for accountants: What to do with the technical reports from the engineering department." Submitted  by  Thomas Beyer; Nuremburg, Germany

"Acme Co.’s resident RBI expert hours before his 'forced retirement.'" Submitted  by  Hugh Sandgathe

"What are you sitting there holding that stupid air plane? Well say something." " Submitted  by  Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.

"After the plant went to all digital recordkeeping, Rod found a new use for the old historical records!" Submitted  by  Niels Jensen; Slangerup, Denmark

"Back to nature . . ." Submitted  by  Wilfred J. Robin; Conover, N.C.

"After years as a chief tank farm inspector, Dave retires." Submitted  by  Hugh Sandgathe

"Technology, a wonderful thing, it has taken paper pushing to a new art." Submitted  by  Richard Wooten;

"Excellent and funny way to destroy obsolete records in our record administration system!"Submitted  by  Roberto Molina; Monterrey, Mexico

"What? I can’t help the office go paperless by doing this."Submitted  by  Nimit Amipara

"I'll give you this paper duckie for a right arm." Submitted  by  Jason Gathright

"After he finished entering 30 years of chemical patent data into the computer, Jenkins took a break for his favorite past time . . . unmanned aircraft design." Submitted  by  Don Haese; Fort Lauderdale, Fla.

"After having been fooled into thinking origami was an oriental martial art, Derek was ready to take on the Mafia." Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

" The pressure finally got to Steve." Submitted  by  Paul Rooney, Cleveland

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