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Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner May 2009

May 17, 2009
Congratulations to Kevin W. of Red Deer, Alberta, Canada, who submitted the winning caption to the Comical Processing cartoon. A new cartoon has been posted.

Click here to see the current Comical Processing cartoon.

"Comical Processing," features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

Hmmm, you might want to update the MSDS . . .

Honorable Mentions

"I didn't drink it, I swear!" Submitted by  Sherry J., Rouses Point, N.Y.

"We want our products to be green, not our employees!!" Submitted  by  Jim H., Chicago

"Could you finish this? I'm not feeling myself today." Submitted by Annette J.

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Other Submissions

 "I thought you said this was the "Incredible Hulk" formula!!" Submitted  by  Jim H., Chicago

"So, I am already invisible or just like you?!" Submitted  by  Carlos P., Jubail, Saudi Arabia

"Nope! Needs more caffeine!" Submitted  by  Jatin S., Mumbai, India

"Should we include this as potential side-effects?" Submitted  by  Bobby B., Cincinnati, Ohio

"What's in this glass that you gave me?" Submitted  by  Donald D., Clarksburg, W. Va.

"Yuk -- This tastes like sour milk." Submitted  by  Donald D., Clarksburg, W. Va.

"Oh No! The sip you tried just turned you into a human." Submitted  by  Norman B., San Antonio, Texas

"We could call it 'Green Bull', I did get wings after all!!!" Submitted  by  Kent M., Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

"I guess you were right when you said it wasn't quite ready for human trials." Submitted  by  Scott M., South Charleston, W. Va.

"Management told me, 'Time, cost, and quality - pick two . . .'" Submitted  by  Steve A., Kingsport, Tenn.

"There appears to be some side affects with the new swine flu vaccine." Submitted  by Nancy P., Barberton, Ohio

"Didn't fix my nose, but YOU try it." Submitted  by  Craig E., Lees Summit, Mo.

". . . and this is why you should always read the MSDS." Submitted  by  Shirley G., Towanda, Pa.

"OK, I tried version A, now it's YOUR turn to try version B." Submitted  by  Robb S.

"Scale-up? No, cross-contamination!" Submitted  by  Darius L.

"What's wrong with me, Huh?" Submitted  by  Chris K., Indianapolis

"I told you this company was taking the whole "green technology" thing too aggressively." Submitted  by  Mike M., Toledo, Ohio

"Glad I took the antidote. I was feeling a little too human." Submitted  by  Jeff R., Geismar, La.

"So . . . did it make my teeth whiter?" Submitted  by  Tyson M.

"Suddenly, I'm in the mood for a swim." Submitted  by  Fred T., Edison, N.J.

"Will this cologne really attract women to me?" Submitted  by  Kent M., Indianapolis, Ind.

"Hey Kurt: What kind of chemical did you give me?" Submitted by Donald D., Clarksburg, W. Va.

 "There's definitely something fishy going on around here." Submitted  by Ken S., Itasca, Ill.

"This pilot plant project has me filled to the gills." Submitted  by  Ken S., Itasca, Ill.

"What do you mean HR wants to see me about violating the personal appearance code?" Submitted  by  Ken S., Itasca, Ill.

"You must be new here… I'm the one they call Old-Timer . . . " Submitted by Mark M., Belton, Texas

"Maybe a little too much Tabasco . . . " Submitted  by Rob F., Lakeland, Fla.

"I hate Mondays." Submitted  by  Brian M., Chicago

"I told you we didn't have the ratio right." Submitted  by  Hillary F., Boston

"I knew I should have worn gloves." Submitted  by  Faith D., Cleveland

" I knew there was something fishy going on with this experiment..." Submitted  by  Mark R., New York

"Since we don't know how to classify this, we can label it as no "known" side effects." Submitted  by  Chris P., St. Louis

"Why thank you, I did have my lab coat fitted by a tailor." Submitted  by  Chris P., St. Louis

"OK, so this one's going to make my wings functional?" Submitted by  Chris P., St. Louis

"I don't think that's Dr. Pepper's formula. I believe it's 23, not 724 ingredients." Submitted  by  Chris P., St. Louis

"Eh, give it to marketing anyway. They can use a slogan like "Go Green"." Submitted  by  Chris P., St. Louis

"Anderson, snap out of it, I'm not green and scaly. You've just been in that new pharmaceutical room again. They still haven't fixed the ventilation system." Submitted  by  Chris P., St. Louis

"'Try it!' you said. 'What could go wrong?!' you said..." Submitted  by  Polly D., Chicago

"You are never talking me into Truth or Dare again!" Submitted  by  Polly D., Chicago

"There seems to be some minor side effects from skin contact." Submitted by Larry R., Conshohocken, Pa.

Click here to see the current Comical Processing cartoon.

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