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Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner June 13, 2010

June 13, 2010
Congratulations to Stephen L Goldhahn for submitting the winning caption to the Comical Processing cartoon. A new cartoon has been posted.
"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

Spring-board Into Action! is just a motivational buzz word, Gus, not to
be taken literally!"

Honorable Mentions

"That's not what I meant when I said be a Catalyst." Submitted  by  Terry Mackin.

"Cannonball!" Submitted  by  Harold Paine"I said it’s a skimming pool, not a swimming pool!" Submitted  by  Karyn S. DeWolfClick here to see the current Comical Processing cartoon.

Other Submissions

"Worker's Comp . . . here I come!" Submitted  by  Allison Hall; North Wales, Pa.

"Do not forget to carry the MSDS!!!" Submitted  by  Manmohan Sethi

"That scaffolding is still not safe." Submitted  by  Ray Haas

"Hey George, Do you know that the tank was not decontaminated yet? It was used to make hair-removal cream!" Submitted  by  Jeff Prom; Cottage Grove, Wisc.

"Are you sure you have experience with Tank Gauging?" Submitted  by  Kent Oubre; Geismar, La.

"Where's your safety goggles Louganis?" Submitted  by  Don Clark Calvert

"You do realize they added the acid to the water tank this morning, right?" Submitted  by  Joseph T. Cunliffe; North Wales, Pa.

"Hey, we agreed that you would dive into your work without making a big splash or any waves." Submitted  by  David Debari

"Get out of there, you know you can't swim right after you eat." Submitted  by  Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio

"Wait, the work order to fill the tank is on the backlog list." Submitted  by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio

"You were looking for a high TITER function, not a high DIVER function." Submitted  by  Tracy A Bloodgood; St. Joseph, Mo.

"That's not what the seminar meant when they told us to, 'get more into our work!'" Submitted  by  Douglas G. Mancosky; Rome, Ga.

"Who said you could put a diving board on our new tank?" Submitted  by  Mervin Archer

"No Swimming in the beer tanks!" Submitted  by  Bob Andrew

" OK, I'll be your Confined Space Entry Attendant!" Submitted  by  Daniel Ruggles

"No Harry . . . I said the tank is full of hot virgin oil!" Submitted  by  Chuck Lewis; Springfield, Ohio

"My mistake -- We did pass the ISO audit" Submitted  by  Chuck Lewis; Springfield, Ohio

"You can prove differently you were right about the level indicator!" Submitted  by  Rob van der Meij; Fluxxion BV, Netherlands

"Why are you jumping in a vat of chemicals and why are you smiling?" Submitted  by  Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.

"There must be an easier way to test the tensile coefficient of a springboard." Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

"What cost centre was this charged to?" Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

"Get your PFD on before the safety officer shows up!" Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

"This isn't what I meant by industrial hygiene!" Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

"What's wrong with the Bosch-Meiser process?" Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

"Why do you have to take things so literally?" Submitted  by  Jack Marie; Cashtown, Pa..

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