then things kind of deteriorated. . .
"Well, you did ask for a cost effective way to limit adverse sensory perceptions of our new product." Submitted by R. T. Mueller; Hertford, N.C.
"That's the last time I play my bagpipes in the cafeteria!!" Submitted by Peter Spath; Victor, N.Y.
"Ahhh-ahhh-ahhhh..." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Actually, no - I didn't get the raise." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
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Other Submissions"Dr.Garrison, why do you have a dumb look on your face? Is it because I have test tubes in my ears and nose ha-ha" Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"Make it quick. I can only stay unplugged for a couple more minutes." Submitted by Tyrone Riley; Norwood, Ohio
"When I suggested adding cooling and ventilation, the project leader told me to try it on my own." Submitted by Tyrone Riley; Norwood, Ohio
"I thought sneeking these home in my lunch box, would be a little too obvious." Submitted by Tyrone Riley; Norwood, Ohio
"No!. . . I've never taken sensory enhancing drugs!" Submitted by Bob vaughn
"Charlie, tell me again how long I have to do this to get rid of my snoring." Submitted by Terry Mackin
"Don't cut my budget! I need all these test tubes!" Submitted by Jason Pielaet; Batavia, N.Y.
"That's the last time I tell the lab guys a joke." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"How do you like the new smelling and hearing aids?" Submitted by Mervin Archer
"Hello, I'm the maintenance specialist you asked for. Unfortunately I forgot my hammer." Submitted by Dagoberto Lara; Brazil
"So why do people always assume that I am the most popular guy at a New Year's Eve dance" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"All I said to the boys in the lab was that my son looked like a sissy playing the clarinet . . . and this happened!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Look at me, I'm a condenser!" Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Please pardon me for not showing you the other one." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Now would not be a good time to talk to the glass blower." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"A little depression isn't enough to collect disability these days." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"It's a Shrek party! Why won't you go as Donkey. . . Mary said she'd go as Princess Fiona." Submitted by Jim McDow
"Those guys down in horn testing sure can't take a joke!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"He said I could take my test results and shove them up my nose." Submitted by Maria Holt; St. Louis, Mo.
"However did you guess I was a test-tube baby?" Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"I'm going to put this up on YouTestTube" Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"I'm thinking of going as Avatar for Halloween." Submitted by Jill Sommer; Germany