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Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner November 15, 2010

Nov. 15, 2010
Congratulations to Chuck Lewis for submitting the winning caption to the Comical Processing cartoon. A new cartoon has been posted.
"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

I don't care if you are the new security guard. Everyone here
must wear a safety helmet!

Honorable Mentions

"Now remember Buster, it is bark three times if you detect a vapor leak." Submitted  by  Harold Paine

"Seriously -- Timmy fell in the well?" Submitted  by  Susan Schmidt; Cleveland, Ohio

Click here to see the current Comical Processing cartoon.

"Hey boss, did you say 'close' the safety valve, or 'open' it?" Submitted  by  Sanket Khidkikar

"I don't care how many bones are under there. We are not moving that tank." Submitted  by  Tyrone Riley; Norwood, Ohio

Other Submissions

"No, this isn't the Cat cracker unit." Submitted by Bob Vaughn

"Your eyes look dilated, I knew I shouldn't of used you as a guard dog at the rave party last night." Submitted by Martin Zaidman 

"Mcgaffe Homm off that tank it is no food dish . Go find your Food dish." Submitted by Donald Drummond;  W. Va.

"Why can't you be like others dogs and drink out of the toilet?" Submitted  by  Terry Mackin

"Come on Fargo. . . .what makes you think this is a fire hydrant. It's blue for one thing and a tad too big" Submitted  by  Rod Mueller; Hertford, N.C.

"I know this place is a zoo, but this is ridiculous." Submitted  by  Jaclyn E. Shuman; Kingsport, Tenn.

"This brings a whole new meaning to 'Work like a dog.'" Submitted  by  Jaclyn E. Shuman; Kingsport, Tenn.

"Hey HEATH Cliff what are you doing up there? Don't you know it is too dangerous?" Submitted  by  Donald Drummond

"Oh, not again. Bad dog! I just cleaned out that tank!" Submitted  by  Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio

"Nice outfit, really funny, working like a dog. Just hurry up and finish unloading before your break." Submitted  by  Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio

"Let me guess, you're a Springer Spaniel" Submitted  by  Chuck Lewis

"I'm glad you are relieved; but, even on the other side of the tank, the result from the mechanical & chemical processes in your digestive system still permeates my nostrils." Submitted  by  Gabrielle Maksimovich

"Blue? Is that your name, boy?" Submitted  by  Margaret Steinrich; Pittsburgh, Pa.

"Why can't you just fetch a bone like any other good doggie?" Submitted  by  Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.

"I suggest you stay up there till that mess you made outside of the General Foreman's door is cleaned up." Submitted  by  Chuck Lewis

"I said fetch the stick, that is not a stick." Submitted  by  Robert Andrew

"Everyone inside process plant may not be a process Engineer." Submitted  by  Hari S Bajpai

"I don't care if you are a St. Bernard - that beer barrel's far too big for you" Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

"Who's a good inspector? Yes you are!" Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

"No ladder. . . .impressive." Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

"Sir, we've completed everything on the checklist and are ready to start when you say so." Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

"We're grateful that you took care of the feral rabbits but that's not what we hired you for." Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

"If anybody asks we're using the Bosch-Meiser process, now back in the tank." Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

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