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Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner November 27, 2010

Nov. 27, 2010
Congratulations to Chuck Lewis for submitting the winning caption to the Comical Processing cartoon. A new cartoon has been posted.
"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

There's a Mr. Davis with a big beak. . . I mean from Big Beaker, Inc.
in the lobby to see you." 

Honorable Mentions

"While I am impressed that you synthesized my hair color, I'm still not going out with you while you wear that shirt and tie." Submitted  by  Paul Plante

"So you claim, with your new process, you can get blood out of a turnip?" Submitted  by  Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio

"I know we asked for a sample of your work -- but did you have to take it literally?" Submitted  by  Virgina Shuttlecock; Mt. Pleasant, Mich.

Click here to see the current Comical Processing cartoon.

Other Submissions

"I'm sorry, Mr. Simpson is no longer here. He was fired for violating the company's gift policy for accepting a large test tube full of white wine last Christmas." Submitted by Chuck Lewis

"Since we didn't buy the ounce of prevention last week, he's back with a pound of cure...should I send him in?"  Submitted by Jason Pielaet; Batavia, N.Y.

"So what? We all have given our blood now where is your sweat, and tears." Submitted by George Collins

"Sir, we're not allowed to accept Christmas gifts...it's our policy."  Submitted by Lon Bauer

"There's a Mr. Earl N. Meyer from Florence Liquors who claims he has an idea for an improved Dewar's." Submitted  by  Joseph Barbanel

"I see tie of green . . . red flask too, I see the boom... for me and for you.. And I think to myself... what a wonderful world." Submitted  by  Jatin D. Shah

"Here You can't bring That Vilal In here you might spill it all over the rug." Submitted  by  Clarksburg, W. Va.

"I'm sorry, you can't go out in public looking like that, it just doesn't match . . . think what your wife would say . . . " Submitted  by  Mike Jackson

"No sir, we do not run urine tests here." Submitted  by  Patricio Proust

"You must be the Hair Dye salesman. I love the color. Is this the discount size?" Submitted  by  Mervin Archer

"There is a wine salesman here to see you, and he says he has a free gift for you and the rest of the management team." Submitted  by  Robert Andrew

"Yes sir, the new hire is here for orientation and drug testing. He brought his own sample." Submitted  by  Robert Andrew

"Are you sure they said 'Take This To Your Leader?'" Submitted  by  M. McMullen; Bloomington, Ind.

"It's Gerry the new Saleman, Mr. Craddock...he says he has the proof he bled his customers dry as you requested!" Submitted  by  Craig Watkinson; Nottingham, UK

"When did you get the idea that sharing that at the park was a proper date?" Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

"So the boys are getting together for another 'swill -n- spill'" Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

"At this point I'm going to remind you of the employee dating policy." Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

". . . and you say that wine only cost five bucks? " Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

". . . there's a man here, who says there's a little problem with his random drug testing sample." Submitted  by  M. Steinrich

"Yes, the Doctor was a little worried about the amount of blood in your urine." Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

"So, you extracted the blue liquid from the purple liquid and got ... red liquid!" Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

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