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Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner March 27, 2011

March 27, 2011
Congratulations to Chuck Lewis for submitting the winning caption. See if you've got what it takes to be the next winner -- a new cartoon has been posted.
"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

This has almost as many twists and turns, ins and outs, ups and downs as
Charlie Sheen's rehab record.

Honorable Mentions

"This is NOT what I meant when I requested 'ELBOW ROOM!'" Submitted  by  Jim McDow; Augusta, GA

"That's the last time we use an etch-a-sketch for piping design." Submitted  by  Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio

"Did Pablo Picasso design this?" Submitted  by Robert Beck; Fair Lawn, NJ

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"Can you believe they actually put a 'You Are Here' sign up?" Submitted  by  Paul Plante

"Now we know how a rat in a maze feels." Submitted  by  Paul Plante

"I guess than the color code for piping was more than a funny idea." Submitted  by  Eduardo Magallón C.

"We would have done just as well by following the yellow brick road. Face it Tom, you really don't know where that valve is, do you?" Submitted  by Greg Morgan; Columbus, Ohio

"How long will it take you to get as-built drawings so I can start the PHA?" Submitted  by Albert Walrave

"I really need to get another job....." Submitted  by Robert Andrew

"Perhaps we should have cut back on the shrooms while building this place." Submitted  by Jennifer Neff

"Magic!! How they supposed to know where we are?" Submitted  by Jorge Cano

"This confirms the suspicion I've had since I was hired. I’m in the wrong place." Submitted  by Larry Haines, Ashtabula, Ohio

"Did you hear the Engineer say the critical chemical pipeline would be easy to find? Maybe we should have him come down here and do this . . ." Submitted  by  Al Pisano; Morrisville, NC

"We should have used a design firm with industrial piping instead of commercial layout experience." Submitted  by Fred Durrenberger

"We need to simplify our process." Submitted  by Fred Durrenberger

"This map looks like a comical engineer's nightmare!" Submitted  by Becky Saxena

"All we have to do is retrace our steps and we're outta here!" Submitted  by Tom Basiliere; Westfield, VT

"Joe, I think we bid to low on this expansion job." Submitted  by Harold Paine

"We never should have agreed to that pipe fitters time and material contract." Submitted  by Robert Andrew

"Well, this explains why we don't make any money. We don't have an end product." Submitted  by Robert Andrew

"This emergency evacuation map should probably be updated." Submitted  by Kevin Summ, Milwaukee, Wis.

"Who's the one that copied the PFD upside down!?" Submitted  by Eugene A. Rease

"Looks like we'll need some 'elbow' room for the new piping run." Submitted  by Paul Menary; Brantford ON

"I wouldn't need this stupid map if this piping didn't interfere with my GPS signal!" Submitted  by Jim McDow; Augusta, G.A.

"Je ne comprend pas. Les Américains nous ont dit que la cantine est juste derrière ce tuyau . . . [I do not understand. The Americans told us that the canteen is just behind the pipe . . . ]" Submitted  by "GOMOLKA, Wojciech

"That's exactly where I thought we were . . . Lost!" Submitted  by Chuck Lewis.

"We've been tasked with filling the empty area occupied by the arrow." Submitted  by Cameron Watt

"It says here, 'Jackson Pollock and Associates.'" Submitted  by Cameron Watt

"We must have missed a turn.'" Submitted  by Kristin Christopher, Atlanta, Ga.

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