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Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner May 31, 2011

May 31, 2011
Congratulations to Kevin Summ for submitting the winning caption. See if you've got what it takes to be the next winner -- a new cartoon has been posted.
"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

Now I know why we designed the system with 60" inlet
ducts when the specs called for 12". 

Honorable Mentions

 "Management said that we were going to get a reliable leak detection system." Submitted  by  Jim Higginbotham; Chicago

"This is NOT what I was referring to when I said we are in 'Shut Down'!" Submitted  by  Ruth Ferguson

"Comfort test. Check." Submitted  by Kevin Hanks

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"Gee . . . I never knew the pipe contour fits human body so perfect. . . glad our HSE won't make any fuss out of this at least." Submitted  by Girish Sathyanarayana; Singapore

"Upph...how come this idea never struck me? Lemme try this in the other pipe." Submitted  by Girish Sathyanarayana; Singapore

"ummm... I need to add one more item to the 'clean build' procedure check list – check for sleeping men in the pipe before steam out!" Submitted  by Girish Sathyanarayana; Singapore

"If the boss sees this, you'll die in your sleep."
Submitted  by Cameron Watt

"Productivity is actually better when he sleeps." Submitted  by Cameron Watt

"Now is a fine time to do your annual performance review." Submitted  by Cameron Watt

"Enjoy your beauty sleep, you need it you ******!" Submitted  by Cameron Watt

"I've seen a few men sleep on the job, but who in Hell brings a pillow?" Submitted  by Cameron Watt

"...and me without a hammer." Submitted  by Cameron Watt

"Did you check that the blind was installed first?" Submitted  by Kenneth W. Russell; Alpharetta, Ga.

"This will not look good in my safety report." Submitted  by Robert Andrew

"Larry, for as long as you've been gone you should have more than one 'Z' above you." Submitted  by Harold Paine

"New cubicle design doubles as a cot." Submitted  by Darryl Mote

"Frank, that is not an authorized sleeping place." Submitted  by Mervin Archer

"Went the cheapest quote again, didn’t you Herb?" Submitted  by Michael C. Piacenza; Murray Hill, N.J.

"He said your idea was a 'pipe dream.'" Submitted  by Ashton Foster, Medina, Ohio

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