"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
You call this a small leak around the gasket?!?!
"Where's the Little Dutch Boy when we need him?!?" Submitted by Denny Clinton
"What was that about not needing to Lock Out the system?" Submitted by Jaclyn E. Shuman
"Did you test for zero pressure like the OSHA standard said?" Submitted by Jerry Culbert
"You should have seen where I started." Submitted by Mervin Archer
OTHER SUBMISSIONS"Who opened the dam valve?" Submitted by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, Colo.
"Oh what a relief it is." Submitted by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, Colo.
"Captain, she can't take much more pressure." Submitted by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, Colo.
"You're right Phil. . . if we turn up the pressure, we could sell tickets to ride it!!" Submitted by Mike Beyers
"Let's just say 'it's supposed to do this.'" Submitted by Ferman Prewitt
"Nope, pressure is not high enough and it needs a little more heat. Can you please adjust now that you are done staring at our new test method?" Submitted by Frank Preston
"Is this due for preventative maintenance?" Submitted by Chris McDonald
"Maybe I should have locked out this pump first." Submitted by Joshua Froimson
"You know the rules. . .where are your safety glasses?" Submitted by Ron Clouse
"Did the Control Board Operator get the High-High Alarm yet???!!!" Submitted by Scott J. Weston
"Did you let the new squirt work on this?" Submitted by Dale Stout
"Old Faithful's broken right on time." Submitted by Dale Stout
"It's ready for The Bellagio." Submitted by Dale Stout
"I heard Jay-Z and Beyonce have two made outta gold!" Submitted by Alex Brandstetter
"Wait till you see what drys you off..." Submitted by Alex Brandstetter
"Why don't you quit watching me like I'm a water fountain show in Las Vegas and find the shutoff valve!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Yep, this is the discharge end." Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"This pump may be a bit oversized for our new bidet design!" Submitted by Denny Clinton; Denver, Colo.
"I think it stops after the rinse cycle." Submitted by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, Colo.
"You were right, the overflow alarm is broken." Submitted by Sarah Winfield; Grafton, Ohio