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Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner May 22, 2012

May 22, 2012
Congratulations to Richard Gauthe. Richard submitted the winning caption to this cartoon. Think you can write a funny caption? Be sure to check out our latest cartoon.
"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
and then I told him that the column didn't look plumb. . .

Honorable Mentions

"Sure boss, I'll get right on it... and 1... right after ....and 2...I finish ....and 3...the last three sets....and 4....of the company fitness progam." Submitted  by Scott Calkins; Baton Rouge, LA

"Sam, do you think you can approve the new crane lease soon!" Submitted  by Scott J. Weston

"You mean, Level 3 is DOWNSTAIRS.....?" Submitted  by Ian Cairns

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Why can’t you make your decisions in a vacuum?
Submitted by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, CO

"Is this what they mean by downsizing!" Submitted  by Plant Engineer

"Henry could you Help me? THIS IS HEAVY." Submitted  by  Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.

"It sure doesn't feel empty!" Submitted  by Dan Hilburn

"You know, I'm tired of carrying this department!" Submitted  by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, OH

"They said they were only going to take a 15 minute break!!!!!" Submitted  by Michael Cresap

"When I removed Bolt A – it just fell!" Submitted  by George M. Hudak

"You've heard of PX90 and Insanity, I call this "Pipe Dream."" Submitted  by George M. Hudak

"Are you sure this is part of the new Wellness Plan?" Submitted  by KENNETH HACKMANN

"Lift with your legs not your back." Submitted  by Carl Thorn

"You just going to stand there and look stupid or are you going to help?" Submitted  by Harold Paine

"I really don't think your grasping the concept of 'nanotechnology'" Submitted  by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, OH

"The guys took me out last night and I got tanked up ...!" Submitted  by Craig Watkinson

"Hey Herb, will you please check the pad to see if the cement is cured enough yet?" Submitted  by Michael C. Piacenza

"I guess we overlooked the 1-inch = 10-feet on the drawing scale!" Submitted  by Ray Cline

"O.K. boss, I lowered the reflux, where would you like me to put it?" Submitted  by Nick Mongiardo

"What do you mean you changed your mind?" Submitted  by Julie Scon; Elk Grove, Ill.

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