"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
"Sure boss, I'll get right on it... and 1... right after ....and 2...I finish ....and 3...the last three sets....and 4....of the company fitness progam." Submitted by Scott Calkins; Baton Rouge, LA
"Sam, do you think you can approve the new crane lease soon!" Submitted by Scott J. Weston
"You mean, Level 3 is DOWNSTAIRS.....?" Submitted by Ian Cairns
Why can’t you make your decisions in a vacuum? Submitted by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, CO
"Henry could you Help me? THIS IS HEAVY." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"It sure doesn't feel empty!" Submitted by Dan Hilburn
"You know, I'm tired of carrying this department!" Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, OH
"They said they were only going to take a 15 minute break!!!!!" Submitted by Michael Cresap
"When I removed Bolt A – it just fell!" Submitted by George M. Hudak
"You've heard of PX90 and Insanity, I call this "Pipe Dream."" Submitted by George M. Hudak
"Are you sure this is part of the new Wellness Plan?" Submitted by KENNETH HACKMANN
"Lift with your legs not your back." Submitted by Carl Thorn
"You just going to stand there and look stupid or are you going to help?" Submitted by Harold Paine
"I really don't think your grasping the concept of 'nanotechnology'" Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, OH
"The guys took me out last night and I got tanked up ...!" Submitted by Craig Watkinson
"Hey Herb, will you please check the pad to see if the cement is cured enough yet?" Submitted by Michael C. Piacenza
"I guess we overlooked the 1-inch = 10-feet on the drawing scale!" Submitted by Ray Cline
"O.K. boss, I lowered the reflux, where would you like me to put it?" Submitted by Nick Mongiardo
"What do you mean you changed your mind?" Submitted by Julie Scon; Elk Grove, Ill.